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HankHank

Ben Stiller is soft for missing the Knicks playoff game to go to the Met Gala

He should've gone [to the game]. Ben Stiller said 'I know who I am' — that's just being whipped. You can't say anything other than just like, your wife owns you. Like, how can you be like, I'm a diehard Knicks fan? You can go to the game. Grow up, you're a New York guy.

Subjective opinion about what Ben Stiller should have prioritized.

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May 6, 2026
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The Knicks will beat the Sixers in five games

Well, the Knicks just collect after game three and they've beaten the past three games. They won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. [They're] gonna win in five. [They're] gonna fucking kill him.

The New York Knicks defeated the Philadelphia 76ers in the 2026 NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals, sweeping the series 4-0. The prediction was that the Knicks would win in five games.
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May 6, 2026
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The Knicks have to be thinking they might be the best NBA team of all time right now

The Knicks look like they're just going to — it's gonna be a cakewalk for them to the NBA Finals. New York is actually thinking right now, like, there's a chance that we might be the best NBA team of all time. They've been doing that — shooting 65% from the field, 50% from three — repeatedly. It's not just one night.

The Knicks did not win the championship in 2025, so if taken literally this is incorrect, but the framing was always wry/conditional.
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May 6, 2026
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HankHank

The Sixers will beat the Knicks in seven games

I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want every fan to be upset at the games. So, I guess would be Sixers in seven. Yeah. I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess Sixers and seven. 'Cause that would mean they win at home or at on the road.

Hank predicted the Sixers would beat the Knicks in seven games. The New York Knicks swept the Philadelphia 76ers 4-0 in the 2026 Eastern Conference Semifinals, meaning the series did not go to seven games and the Sixers did not win.

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HankHank

Christopher Nolan's new film 'Odyssey' is a top-five movie in his entire catalog.

Odyssey is good... I saw it last Sunday night after we recorded, didn't fall asleep during it. Top five Nolan movie... And the more, you know, the farther away I got from it, the more I've been thinking about it. And I will definitely watch it again.

Movie rankings are subjective.
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HankHank

LIV Golf is effectively dead and the league will likely cancel its season before next year

I think Liv might be done. I mean, I think they were trying hard to find some new sponsors that looks like it's going a little harder than they expected. ... I think they canceled this event and it's looking like the league cancellation will probably happen at some point before next season.

LIV Golf continues to operate; this was a satirical bit.
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Brad Stevens traded Jaylen Brown to the Sixers as a '4D chess' move to implode the team

I think that this could be the greatest thing that Brad Stevens has ever done. I think he's playing 4D chess. He knew what he was doing with the Jaylen Brown trade. And now with LeBron, like all the pressure's now on LeBron. Jaylen Brown didn't want to be a number two option with Boston. And now the Sixers, it's like he might be number four.

Requires seeing if the Sixers implode or win a championship.