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Ben Stiller is soft for missing the Knicks playoff game to go to the Met Gala

He should've gone [to the game]. Ben Stiller said 'I know who I am' — that's just being whipped. You can't say anything other than just like, your wife owns you. Like, how can you be like, I'm a diehard Knicks fan? You can go to the game. Grow up, you're a New York guy.

Subjective opinion about what Ben Stiller should have prioritized.

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May 6, 2026
#30409
MemesMemes

The Knicks will beat the Sixers in five games

Well, the Knicks just collect after game three and they've beaten the past three games. They won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. [They're] gonna win in five. [They're] gonna fucking kill him.

The Knicks beat the Sixers 4-2 in the real 2024 playoffs, but this take is from a 2026 perspective where they are meeting again.
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May 6, 2026
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The Knicks have to be thinking they might be the best NBA team of all time right now

The Knicks look like they're just going to — it's gonna be a cakewalk for them to the NBA Finals. New York is actually thinking right now, like, there's a chance that we might be the best NBA team of all time. They've been doing that — shooting 65% from the field, 50% from three — repeatedly. It's not just one night.

The Knicks did not win the championship in 2025, so if taken literally this is incorrect, but the framing was always wry/conditional.
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May 6, 2026
#30411
HankHank

The Sixers will beat the Knicks in seven games

I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want every fan to be upset at the games. So, I guess would be Sixers in seven. Yeah. I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess Sixers and seven. 'Cause that would mean they win at home or at on the road.

Outcome depends on the remainder of the series.

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The Sixers will beat the Knicks in seven games

I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want every fan to be upset at the games. So, I guess would be Sixers in seven. Yeah. I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess Sixers and seven. 'Cause that would mean they win at home or at on the road.

Outcome depends on the remainder of the series.
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HankHank

The Lakers are going to get smoked by the Thunder

They're gonna get smoked.

The Thunder defeated the Lakers in the 2025 NBA Playoffs first round.
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HankHank

Jalen Brown complaining about flopping after losing game seven is loser talk

I gotta put my hand up on that one. That is sour grapes. That is loser talk. You just lost game seven and then not complain, but kind of bitch on that. That is a little bit of loser talk. If you're a good competitor, you're gonna be a sore loser. If you win the game, it's not a problem. Every shit happens in every NBA game that's ever been played.

Subjective judgment about sportsmanship - can't be definitively resolved.