"Big Cat would have to lose a significant amount of weight to ever dunk" — Hank

Take Slip·Feb 12, 2025·Fyre Fest

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Big Cat would have to lose a significant amount of weight to ever dunk

I hope you could too. You would have to lose a lot of weight. I know you're not going, you're don't. I would, don't put a time.

Opinion Life Medium Subjective

Vertical leap is highly dependent on power-to-weight ratio; Hank's assessment is biologically sound.

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Take Slip·Feb 12, 2025

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Big Cat

Luka Doncic is so out of shape that it is physically painful for him to stand up

Luca's smiling on the bench after the first time out. That's probably because he is sitting and it's nice to sit, [because it's] painful for him to stand 'cause he is so out of shape.

Opinion Basketball Medium Subjective

Subjective trolling about a player's fitness.

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Take Slip·Feb 12, 2025

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The Lakers are Austin Reaves' team, not Luka's or LeBron's

I'll tell you what, I think it might be Austin Reaves team. Mm.

Hot Take Basketball FireSarcastic

The Lakers are clearly built around LeBron and now Luka; Reaves is a core piece but not the 'team owner' in any realistic sense.

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Take Slip·Feb 12, 2025

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Big Cat

Luka Doncic doesn't have the same drive as Shaquille O'Neal

But in defense of us, mark Luca is, he doesn't, he doesn't want it enough. Like a guy like Shaq. Right?

Opinion Basketball Medium SubjectiveSarcastic

This is a satirical comparison used to mock Luka's critics.

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Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

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Hank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.