Week 3 is the week we officially find out which NFL teams are frauds

There's a lot of frauds. And week three is who we find out. That's when we know who the frauds are.

College football is more exciting than the NFL, but it isn't 'better than' the NFL

Saying something is better than is not exactly correct in this case because, yes, college football is more exciting, but it's not better than. I mean, the guys aren't playing defense half the time. People are wide open. The windows are wide open.

The Giants will win Monday Night Football against the Lions by a score of 12-10

And the Giants, Eli's going to fucking throw the ball into the ground 100 times. And the Giants are going to win like 12 to 10.

Jaylen Brown will go on a revenge tour next season.

Jaylen Brown is gonna be on a revenge tour this year and I want him on the Celtics.

Jaylen Brown will not have hard feelings if he stays with the Celtics despite being offered in trades

If [Jaylen Brown] knows Brad Stevens is trying to do right by him. If it doesn't happen, he's not gonna come back and play like, oh, this is bullshit. I'm back on this team. It's gonna be like, yeah, didn't work out now. But, you know, I'm back, I'm back with his team. Let's, like, he still loves Jayson Tatum, he still loves City Boston Celtics.

There is a 35% chance Jaylen Brown gets traded in the next two weeks

It could definitely, I mean it, it, it's definitely like 35% chance [Jaylen Brown] gets traded in the next two weeks.