"I will get a cat and shave my face if PFT Commenter beats me in a three-point contest" — Hank

Take Slip·Dec 13, 2024·Fyre Fest

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I will get a cat and shave my face if PFT Commenter beats me in a three-point contest

I don't want to own a cat, but I also you also know I'm gonna beat PFT... [If PFT beats me] I'll do it. I accept. [A cat and shave my face].

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The contest occurred on Dec 20, 2024. PFT beat Hank. Hank had to shave and eventually get a cat (renamed 'Heh').

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Take Slip·Dec 13, 2024

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Big Cat

Paying Brock Purdy $60 million per year would be insane

The projections that I'm reading right now... a report 60 a year. That's insane. You can't pay Brock Purdy 60 a year... he's a good quarterback, he's not in the level of make everyone better quarterback.

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Brock Purdy signed a 5-year, $265 million extension ($53M/year average) with the 49ers in May 2025. While Big Cat said $60M/year was insane, Purdy got $53M/year which is in the same ballpark. The 49ers did pay him a massive deal, suggesting the market valued Purdy highly despite Big Cat's skepticism.

Win

Take Slip·Dec 13, 2024

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PFT Commenter

Brock Purdy looked stupid and shitty against the Rams

I think he had a very bad game tonight. Like he looks, he looked stupid and shitty tonight. That's my analysis. That last throw was so bad. It was stupid and shitty in one throw. It was dumb to throw it and it was a bad pass.

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Purdy did throw a crucial interception and the 49ers offense struggled significantly in that game.

Win

Take Slip·Dec 13, 2024

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Big Cat

The San Francisco 49ers are officially dead for the 2024 season

The Niners are dead. It's over reset everything. It's over... less than 1% chance [to make the playoffs].

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The 49ers finished the season with a losing record and missed the playoffs.

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Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

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Hank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.