"Jacoby Brissett could lead the New England Patriots to eight wins this season" — Hank

Take Slip·Sep 9, 2024

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Jacoby Brissett could lead the New England Patriots to eight wins this season

I'm infinitely more excited than I was on Saturday. Infinitely. Because you weren't that excited on Saturday. No, I'm thinking eight, eight wins. Jacoby might get us eight.

Prediction Football Hot

The Patriots did not reach eight wins and Brissett was eventually benched for Drake May.

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Void

Take Slip·Sep 9, 2024

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Jalen Carter is a dirty player who tried to injure Jordan Love

The grass had nothing to do with that injury. You can blame Jalen Carter for being dirty, dirty player. Trying to injure people. Yeah. I think that would be the more the blame.

Hot Take Football Hot Subjective

While Love was injured on the play, there was no league discipline or widespread consensus that Carter was 'trying to injure' him; it was largely seen as a freak football play.

Loss

Take Slip·Sep 9, 2024

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The Green Bay Packers are considering Colin Kaepernick as a bridge quarterback

Part of My Take is reporting that Colin Kaepernick is in consideration by some to be the Green Bay Packers Bridge quarterback. Yes. So Jordan Love returns.

Prediction Football FireSarcastic

The Packers never signed or seriously considered Kaepernick; they stuck with Malik Willis.

Win

Take Slip·Sep 9, 2024

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Big Cat

Caleb Williams' debut performance was really bad but doesn't matter since the Bears won

The Bears are one and oh, they did not score an offensive touchdown. Caleb Williams looks really bad, but the Bears are one and oh and I don't give a fuck. Well, I do actually care a little bit because I really wish he had played better because he was not good.

Opinion Football Medium

Caleb Williams did indeed struggle in Week 1, finishing with 93 passing yards.