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HankMeditating is a top-four way to cool down in the summer
My last one is just meditating. Meditate... when I said meditating, I meant cool down like when you get hot in an argument. Like when you ever get in a really big argument. You need to take a deep breath.
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Big CatChris Berman retired from ESPN because he knew the All-Star Game was in Miami and he'd sweat too much
Chris Berman retired from the All-Star game and ESPN last winter... I think maybe Chris Berman was like, oh, fuck. The home run derby is going to be in Miami. I think he was. They don't make a sweatshirt that's dark enough to cover up the stains that Berman would be sweating through.
Big CatLaying on the bathroom floor is the greatest feeling when you have the spins
This is actually more for when you have the spins, but it still is the greatest thing in the world. Just laying down on the bathroom floor... There's actually no better feeling in the world. It's great. When you're hot, when you're drunk, when you have the spins.
PFT CommenterNBA players shouldn't be allowed to spend their entire contract in Houston because everything is too cheap
The nice thing about [James Harden's] contract is I don't think it's possible to spend this much money in one lifetime in Houston, Texas. Everything there is, like, really cheap.
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View profileHankThe Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams
Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.
HankDrake May will win MVP
I have Drake May as MVP.