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HankHank

My Warlock patron is basically just a dealer trying to support his family by taking souls.

He's just going to my dealer's house. Right? ... Maybe he's just trying to support his family and that's the only way he knows how. ... I gotta support the plug.

Subjective justification for an in-game action.

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Jul 7, 2023
#24094
Big CatBig Cat

Wonton Don was such a great guest that next time we play D&D, he and Nick should both join us.

Wonton Don was a great fill in. It might just be Nick and Donny next time with us because it was that great. So much fun with him.

This is a subjective preference about the show's cast, but Donnie did return for future episodes.
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Jul 7, 2023
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Hank will likely catch a stray and be put in a dangerous situation before the D&D session ends.

I think somebody pro, if I, if I were to guess, because there's always gonna be a little bit of blood lust about somebody wanted to kill Hank very much... I think Hank might have caught a stray. Maybe we put Hank in a dangerous situation after I left.

At the end of the episode, Big Cat's character challenges and successfully kills Hank's character in a duel.
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Jul 7, 2023
#24095
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

If you see me on the street, I will almost certainly have a D20 on my person to roll for you.

If you come up to me on the street, I will roll a D 20 because I will probably have one on my person. Almost definitely.

Timm is sincere about his professional persona and community engagement.

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HankHank

The Colts are even less watchable than the Chargers

They are the deadest, most non-competitive football team, other than the Chargers, that I've ever seen. I think they might be worse.

This is a subjective comparison of two teams' quality and watchability.
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HankHank

The Patriots feel like a one- or two-seed

I feel like the Bills are gonna lose another game. Not against the Patriots. Lose their next game against the Patriots and then we're gonna be in the same spot. So where do you feel though overall? Like are you the two seed? One seed possibly one seed. Two. Two or one seed. Yeah. That's how it feels.

The Patriots' final playoff seed can be resolved after the 2026 regular season, but the outcome is not reliably known here.
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HankHank

The Jets can't build a winning culture

You just can't. It's hard to build a winning culture ever. It doesn't matter what you're doing if you're the Jets.

This is a deliberately broad franchise judgment rather than a claim that can be definitively proven or disproven.