"Rob Gronkowski will eventually come back and play football" — Hank

Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019·Hot Seat/Cool Throne

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Rob Gronkowski will eventually come back and play football

And [Gronk] is going to come back. No, I was [listening], but Belichick doesn't talk in hypotheticals... I can be a Belichick guy, but also be my own person [and say he's coming back].

Prediction Football Medium

Gronkowski returned from retirement in 2020 to play for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

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Void

Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019

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Big Cat

Cliff Kingsbury is too pretty to win a Super Bowl

Cliff Kingsbury, that guy's too fucking smooth... you can't win a Super Bowl looking that pretty.

Opinion Football Medium Subjective

Kingsbury never won a Super Bowl with the Cardinals and was eventually fired, though the take is largely subjective regarding his 'prettiness'.

Win

Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019

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Big Cat

Antonio Brown already wants off the Raiders

Antonio Brown is still subtweeting people. He's still going after people... my theory's right. Like, he doesn't want to be a Raider... He's like one step away from being like, I love the Raiders so much and this is the best move of my entire life. I'm so happy and here's a podcast telling you how happy I am.

Opinion Football Hot

This proved shockingly prescient as Antonio Brown never played a regular season game for the Raiders and forced his release before Week 1 after a series of bizarre incidents.

Loss

Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019

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Hank

The Detroit Tigers will win the AL Central

The Tigers are in the Central, right? Oh, wow. Tigers... Is Vegas always right? [Vegas win total 68]

Prediction Baseball Scorching

The 2019 Tigers finished with a record of 47-114, the worst in MLB.

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Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

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Hank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.