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Coach Buzz Williams + Browns Tight End David Njoku

Wednesday, March 27, 201913 takes

The NFL world is in Arizona and Andy Reid is a bitmoji guy ( - ). Jon Gruden cried and Antonio Brown definitely doesn't want to be a Raider ( - ) - . On the eve of Opening Day we do our too late baseball predictions because opening day already happened in Japan ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat having a kid in June and PFT getting a Sugar Daddy ( - ). Virginia Tech Head Basketball Coach Buzz Williams joins the show to talk about the upcoming Sweet 16 game against Duke and how he controls Hank's cats destiny ( - ). Cleveland Browns TE David Njoku joins the show to talk about Browns hype, Baker as a leader, taking his shirt off all time, and whether or not he's been hypnotized for the last 15 years of his life ( - ). Segments include uhhh ya think Mike Tomlin is getting replay help Embrace Debate the color of tennis balls, Mike Greenberg's dumb rules Eminem edition, thoughts and prayers to Stephen A Smith surviving a turkey vulture attack, and guys on Chicks.

Recap

Void
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Cliff Kingsbury is too pretty to win a Super Bowl

Cliff Kingsbury, that guy's too fucking smooth... you can't win a Super Bowl looking that pretty.

Kingsbury never won a Super Bowl with the Cardinals and was eventually fired, though the take is largely subjective regarding his 'prettiness'.
Win
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Antonio Brown already wants off the Raiders

Antonio Brown is still subtweeting people. He's still going after people... my theory's right. Like, he doesn't want to be a Raider... He's like one step away from being like, I love the Raiders so much and this is the best move of my entire life. I'm so happy and here's a podcast telling you how happy I am.

This proved shockingly prescient as Antonio Brown never played a regular season game for the Raiders and forced his release before Week 1 after a series of bizarre incidents.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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HankHank

The Detroit Tigers will win the AL Central

The Tigers are in the Central, right? Oh, wow. Tigers... Is Vegas always right? [Vegas win total 68]

The 2019 Tigers finished with a record of 47-114, the worst in MLB.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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HankHank

The Giants will win the NL West

And then in the NL West, we'll go with the Giants.

The Giants finished 3rd in the NL West with a 77-85 record.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cincinnati Reds will win the NL Central

Then in the Central, I'm going to go my Reds. My Reds are looking pretty good. Central's going to be tough this year. They got Puig. People forget.

The Reds finished 4th in the NL Central with a 75-87 record.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chicago Cubs will have a rebound year and win the NL Central

NL Central, the Cubs are going to win. This is the rebound year. I can feel it.

The Cubs finished 3rd in the NL Central and missed the playoffs entirely in 2019.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bryce Harper will retire by midseason due to the Philadelphia media

I also predict that Bryce Harper is going to retire by midseason because the Philadelphia media and fans will be too much for him to handle.

Hot TakeBaseballFireSarcastic
Harper did not retire and went on to win an MVP with the Phillies.

Interview

Void
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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Buzz WilliamsBuzz Williams

A team's connectedness is more important than talent or coaching

You can't be in the Sweet 16, or it's rare if you're in the Sweet 16, if you think it's only based on talent or if it's only based on coaching. There have to be a lot of other intangibles... it's the connectedness of your staff and the example that your staff sets for your team.

Subjective philosophy on coaching success.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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David NjokuDavid Njoku

The Cleveland Browns will win over 12.5 games in 2019

Over [12.5 wins]. Do you expect me to say under to that? Guaranteed.

The Browns finished the 2019 season with a 6-10 record.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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David NjokuDavid Njoku

I will have over 12 touchdown catches in 2019

I'm saying over for everything [including 12 touchdowns].

Njoku played only 4 games in 2019 due to injury and recorded just 1 touchdown catch.
Void
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019
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David NjokuDavid Njoku

Rob Gronkowski is the greatest tight end of all time

Yes, Gronk [is the GOAT]. I'm kind of upset he retired. I wish he stayed one more year because we were playing the Patriots this year.

Subjective 'Greatest of All Time' debate, though Gronk is widely considered the best or second best.

Embrace Debate

Void
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019·Embrace Debate
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tennis balls are definitely green

I already know the answer to it. No, they're green... Yeah, they're probably green. They're definitely green.

The ITF officially describes the color as 'optic yellow', but it is a widely debated optical perception issue.
Void
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2019·Embrace Debate
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Big CatBig Cat

Tennis balls are yellow

You think they're yellow. Interesting... I don't go with the sheep.

While called 'optic yellow' by the ITF, many people see them as green.