The Falcons can win the NFC South with Michael Penix

I think that the Falcons can win with him. He, I think that Stefanski is a good enough coach and I think that he's accurate enough and he's a good enough passer that they could win a good amount of football games with the rushing attack that they have. And if they have a half decent defense, I think he might be—I don't know that he's gonna be the guy that you would trade up for in the draft—but I think he's going to be a good enough quarterback where they should win that division.

The Packers might simply be a bad football team

The Packers might be that bad. Like they might just be that bad.

PCA is the National League MVP

But PCA going 40-40 was awesome. He's the best. He's the N-L-M-V-P.

Blades Brown is the youngest PGA Tour winner since World War II

Blades Brown is the now youngest winner on the PGA Tour or fourth youngest ever, youngest since World War II, beating Jordan Spieth.

The Colts are even less watchable than the Chargers

They are the deadest, most non-competitive football team, other than the Chargers, that I've ever seen. I think they might be worse.

The Patriots feel like a one- or two-seed

I feel like the Bills are gonna lose another game. Not against the Patriots. Lose their next game against the Patriots and then we're gonna be in the same spot. So where do you feel though overall? Like are you the two seed? One seed possibly one seed. Two. Two or one seed. Yeah. That's how it feels.