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HankHank

The Patriots will own the AFC East

If we win this game, it's gonna feel like the division's ours. ... It'll be ours to lose.

The 2026 AFC East winner had not been determined at the episode date and is not verifiable from the provided context.

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Oct 9, 2026
#31602
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The Cowboys are an extremely flawed football team

If you follow the Cowboys for any period of time, you know that this is gonna happen. This is Dallas football. There's a 31-year track record of it happening again and again. They're gonna look awesome, people are gonna say, 'Oh, maybe this is the year for the Cowboys,' and then you're gonna realize, 'Oh yeah, this is an extremely flawed football team.'

This is an evaluative football opinion rather than a definitively testable claim.
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Oct 9, 2026
#31603
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The Eagles should win the NFC East

I'm telling you the Eagles should, the Cowboys are not the best team in that division. I'm not saying I—

The 2026 NFC East winner had not been determined at the time of this episode and is not verifiable from the available context.
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Oct 9, 2026
#31604
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The Yankees are a joke

The Yankees are a joke. All they do is get to the ALDS or ALCS, and then we have a bunch of our coworkers who are diehard Yankees fans tweet helplessly saying, 'You need to change everything. You need to trade. Blow it up. Get rid of Cashman, get rid of Boone.' And nothing changes.

Whether the Yankees are 'a joke' is an evaluative opinion, though the described postseason pattern can be debated with season-specific records.

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Being 2-2 feels dramatically better than being 1-3

Is there a bigger mental gap between a team's record than 2-2 versus 1-3? It's only one game difference, but I feel like a 1-3 team is dead. Two and two, anything can happen.

This is an observation about fan psychology rather than a claim with a definitive factual resolution.
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HankHank

Drake Maye is all the way back

Drake Maye back. Back all the way back. Fully back. Yeah. Win-Tober's on. Win-Tober.

Whether Drake Maye and the Patriots sustain this turnaround over the season is not yet resolved.
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The Chargers will finally win this week

This is the week. Because they're 0-3, they need to win. If they're ever gonna put anything together, they have to start this week.

The Chargers' Week 4 game against the Seattle Seahawks was scheduled for October 4, 2026. As of the current date, October 4, 2026, the final outcome of this game is not yet available in the search results. The Chargers entered the game with an 0-3 record.