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Oct 11, 2023
#25139
MaxMax

Aaron Nola's upcoming Game 3 start defines everything for his Phillies legacy

This is the everything Aaron Nola game. This defines everything because I'm kind of an Aaron Nola hater, but if he pitches well, I'll love him forever. If he pitches poorly, I never wanna see his face again... Mentally he will be dead in my brain.

Aaron Nola pitched a masterpiece in Game 3 vs the Braves (5.2 IP, 0 ER, 9 K) and subsequently signed a massive 7-year extension with the Phillies, meaning Max's 'love him forever' outcome was met.

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Loss
Oct 11, 2023
#9622
Big CatBig Cat

Jordan Love might suck

Jordan love might suck. I was smiling... He looked pretty bad. Both teams look bad.

Jordan Love had a rough start but turned his season around late, leading the Packers to a playoff win and earning a massive contract extension.
Void
Oct 11, 2023
#9625
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jimmy Garoppolo's move to the Raiders was a 'dog move' just to fuck around in Vegas with zero expectations

My respect for Jimmy G went up thinking about the fact that he took the contract to go play in Las Vegas. 67.5 million dollars to go hang out in Las Vegas and just fuck around for a few years with probably zero expectation of winning. That's a dog move. He did not do that to win football games. He did that to fuck around and have a good time.

Subjective interpretation of a player's career motivations.
Win
Oct 11, 2023
#9626
Big CatBig Cat

If Travis Kelce and Dr. Fauci don't accept Aaron Rodgers' debate challenge, they officially lose

Under debate laws, if Travis Kelce and Dr. Fauci do not accept the debate they have lost. That is how debates work online.

They never debated, and by internet 'challenge' logic, this is how 'wins' are claimed by the challenger.

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Void
Oct 28, 2026
#31759
MaxMax

The Eagles' defense gave up before the season ended

They gave up on the season before that game started last night, and they had zero interest of playing football.

This is an interpretation of effort and intent rather than a claim with a definitive objective resolution.
Open
Oct 26, 2026·Who's Back
#31750
MaxMax

The Brewers will win the World Series in five games

I think Brewers with five.

The number of games in the 2026 World Series will resolve this prediction.
Open
Oct 23, 2026·NBA Preview
#31718
MaxMax

The 76ers could be special

This team is fucking awesome. Yeah, and I am so down to get my heart ripped out because it's incredible what I'm watching. The 76ers team could be special.

The 76ers' 2026-27 season and playoff performance will show whether this team was genuinely special.