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The Hurricanes will sweep the Rangers

Big Canes fan now. Canes in four. They can't lose at home.

The Rangers beat the Hurricanes in 7 games. Memes was wrong on the sweep and the winner.

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May 16, 2022
#13704
Big CatBig Cat

The Suns are officially dead after one of the most embarrassing Game 7 performances ever

Suns are cooked, absolutely cooked. We're calling it. This game. Suns are cooked, absolutely cooked... This is an embarrassing performance game seven at home... The Suns are playing like they have Chris Paul and four James Hardens in a game seven. That's how they're playing.

The Suns lost by 33 points, confirming the 'cooked' status.
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May 16, 2022
#13707
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chris Paul is a fraud and the best NBA player of all time that has sucked

I'm going to call it right now. I'm going to use a hard D-bomb. What's that? Hank? A fraud. ... Chris Paul is literally the best NBA player of all time that has sucked. ... Don't get too committed to one player who's 37 years old and chokes in the playoffs.

Subjective label of 'fraud', though Paul's playoff failures are statistically significant.
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May 16, 2022
#23258
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

David Stern saved the NBA by nixing the Chris Paul to the Lakers trade because Paul is a loser

Go back to when the Chris Paul to the Lakers trade didn't happen because David Stern nixed it. I think David Stern accurately knew like, 'Hey, the league's better when the Lakers were winning championships, I'm not going to let this trade go through just because I know that [the Lakers] will never win a ring when Chris Paul's on the team.' I think it wasn't a matter of making a super team that made him step in... I think he actually saved the NBA.

Subjective historical analysis of intent, though Paul indeed has never won a ring.

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The 2026 Knicks are the best Knicks team I have ever seen in my life

The, this, this is probably the best New York team I I've ever seen in my entire life. [Big Cat points out Yankees titles]... Sorry, of, of my team. Okay.

The 2026 Knicks reached the Eastern Conference Finals, marking their most successful season since the late 90s.
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The Knicks will beat the Sixers in five games

Well, the Knicks just collect after game three and they've beaten the past three games. They won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. [They're] gonna win in five. [They're] gonna fucking kill him.

The Knicks beat the Sixers 4-2 in the real 2024 playoffs, but this take is from a 2026 perspective where they are meeting again.
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The Knicks are going to kick the shit out of the Sixers in a five-game series

Bet we're going to kick the shit out of you guys. It's gonna be a five game series. You guys have to play Tibs Ball to even beat us.

Pending - the Sixers-Knicks series had not yet been played at time of recording.