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The Hurricanes will sweep the Rangers

Big Canes fan now. Canes in four. They can't lose at home.

The Rangers beat the Hurricanes in 7 games. Memes was wrong on the sweep and the winner.

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May 16, 2022
#13704
Big CatBig Cat

The Suns are officially dead after one of the most embarrassing Game 7 performances ever

Suns are cooked, absolutely cooked. We're calling it. This game. Suns are cooked, absolutely cooked... This is an embarrassing performance game seven at home... The Suns are playing like they have Chris Paul and four James Hardens in a game seven. That's how they're playing.

The Suns lost by 33 points, confirming the 'cooked' status.
Void
May 16, 2022
#13707
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chris Paul is a fraud and the best NBA player of all time that has sucked

I'm going to call it right now. I'm going to use a hard D-bomb. What's that? Hank? A fraud. ... Chris Paul is literally the best NBA player of all time that has sucked. ... Don't get too committed to one player who's 37 years old and chokes in the playoffs.

Subjective label of 'fraud', though Paul's playoff failures are statistically significant.
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May 16, 2022
#23258
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

David Stern saved the NBA by nixing the Chris Paul to the Lakers trade because Paul is a loser

Go back to when the Chris Paul to the Lakers trade didn't happen because David Stern nixed it. I think David Stern accurately knew like, 'Hey, the league's better when the Lakers were winning championships, I'm not going to let this trade go through just because I know that [the Lakers] will never win a ring when Chris Paul's on the team.' I think it wasn't a matter of making a super team that made him step in... I think he actually saved the NBA.

Subjective historical analysis of intent, though Paul indeed has never won a ring.

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The Jets will not win another game this season

Also, Jets aren't winning a game for the rest of the year.

The claim can be resolved by whether the Jets win another game during the 2026 regular season, but the final outcome is not reliably known here.
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Geno Smith is playing scared to protect his next contract

Geno is gun-shy this year and he's trying to play for a contract. If you look at his stats, he's actually having a really good year. But if you look at the film, he's so gun-shy. He's trying to purposely not throw any interceptions.

This is an interpretation of Geno Smith's decision-making and motives, not a definitively verifiable claim.
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The Jets' season is over

The season's over. No, it's done. No, season ended officially ended one week before Halloween. Made it further than last year.

The Jets' eventual season outcome will determine whether this early elimination call was accurate.