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The New York Jets will break their playoff drought this season

I probably should have said for my preemptive take that the Jets were gonna break their playoff drought, but I might just be God.

The NFL season has not yet concluded to determine playoff status.

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Aug 5, 2026
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Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

Hard knocks kind of sucks now, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It was great to see football is a hundred percent back.

This is a subjective opinion about the quality of a television show.
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Aug 5, 2026
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Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

I have a take, I think Super Bowl rings have gotten too big. Like too big. You can't even wear that. It's pretty much a glove. I would rather have a Super Bowl ring that's really cool that you could wear all the time versus something that is... it's like a Nintendo Switch on their finger.

Subjective opinion on jewelry design and utility.
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Aug 5, 2026
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Aaron Nola is statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball and not a major league pitcher right now

We still right now have Aaron Nola pitching in the playoffs as our fourth starter who is not a major league pitcher right now. He is not a capable playoff pitcher. He's statistically like, he's statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball right now.

While Nola may have been struggling, calling him the 'worst starting pitcher in baseball' and 'not a major league pitcher' is factually incorrect exaggeration.

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The Jets will not win another game this season

Also, Jets aren't winning a game for the rest of the year.

The claim can be resolved by whether the Jets win another game during the 2026 regular season, but the final outcome is not reliably known here.
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Geno Smith is playing scared to protect his next contract

Geno is gun-shy this year and he's trying to play for a contract. If you look at his stats, he's actually having a really good year. But if you look at the film, he's so gun-shy. He's trying to purposely not throw any interceptions.

This is an interpretation of Geno Smith's decision-making and motives, not a definitively verifiable claim.
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The Jets' season is over

The season's over. No, it's done. No, season ended officially ended one week before Halloween. Made it further than last year.

The Jets' eventual season outcome will determine whether this early elimination call was accurate.