"The New York Jets will break their playoff drought this season" — Memes

Take Slip·Aug 5, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne

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The New York Jets will break their playoff drought this season

I probably should have said for my preemptive take that the Jets were gonna break their playoff drought, but I might just be God.

Prediction Football Medium

The NFL season has not yet concluded to determine playoff status.

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Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

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Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

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Take Slip·Aug 5, 2026

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Max

Aaron Nola is statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball and not a major league pitcher right now

We still right now have Aaron Nola pitching in the playoffs as our fourth starter who is not a major league pitcher right now. He is not a capable playoff pitcher. He's statistically like, he's statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball right now.

Hot Take Baseball Hot

While Nola may have been struggling, calling him the 'worst starting pitcher in baseball' and 'not a major league pitcher' is factually incorrect exaggeration.