Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

Hard knocks kind of sucks now, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It was great to see football is a hundred percent back.

Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

I have a take, I think Super Bowl rings have gotten too big. Like too big. You can't even wear that. It's pretty much a glove. I would rather have a Super Bowl ring that's really cool that you could wear all the time versus something that is... it's like a Nintendo Switch on their finger.

Aaron Nola is statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball and not a major league pitcher right now

We still right now have Aaron Nola pitching in the playoffs as our fourth starter who is not a major league pitcher right now. He is not a capable playoff pitcher. He's statistically like, he's statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball right now.

The Cincinnati Bengals will win the Super Bowl this year

The Cincinnati Bengals are gonna win the Super Bowl. That's my take.

Freddy Peralta is deliberately pitching poorly to save his best stuff for his next contract

Gotta save it for his next team. I can't explain it. He fucking sucks. I imagine he's gonna save it when he gets paid.

Mitchell Robinson fits perfectly with the Celtics because he provides second and third chances on offense

I kind of figured he was going to go to the Celtics just because he does fit perfectly with how they play. Live by the three, die by the three. And if you die by the three, Mitchell Robinson gives you the opportunity to get second and third chances just nonstop.