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May 13, 2024
#28312
MemesMemes

There is a 0% chance the Rangers win the Stanley Cup

[Big Cat: What are you gonna do if the Rangers win the cup?] They're not gonna win the cup. [Big Cat: How could you say a team that's up three one in the second round has a 0% chance to win the cup?] Who cares? [Islanders] won four in a row.

While the Rangers didn't win the Cup, saying a team in the second round had a 0% chance is hyperbole. They reached the ECF.

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May 13, 2024
#15239
HankHank

The Nuggets are the scariest team left in the playoffs

The Nuggets are the scariest team in the West. You're right. Left in the playoffs period. Like the Nuggets just do not care. Like they're not worried ...

The Nuggets lost in the second round to the Timberwolves. The Celtics won the championship.
Loss
May 13, 2024
#28310
HankHank

The Western Conference power ranking right now is the Nuggets, followed by the Timberwolves, the Thunder, and then the Mavericks

[PFT Commenter: Rank the four teams outta the west. Scary. Who are you the most scared of?] Nuggets one, Timberwolves, Thunder... [Mavs are 4].

The Mavericks, whom Hank ranked last, actually won the Western Conference.
Void
May 13, 2024
#28311
Big CatBig Cat

I am out on the Thunder for using the 'Hack-a-Lively' strategy with six minutes left in a close playoff game

I might be out on the Thunder... I thought that was so fucking lame that they did Hack-a-Lively with six minutes left. It was a five point game... You're the one seed and you're down five in the fourth quarter with six minutes left... and you're doing fucking Hack-a-Lively. Come on man.

This is a subjective opinion on team identity and strategy.

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Oct 26, 2026
#31740
MemesMemes

The Jets' season is over

The season's over. No, it's done. No, season ended officially ended one week before Halloween. Made it further than last year.

The Jets' eventual season outcome will determine whether this early elimination call was accurate.
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Oct 14, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#31647
MemesMemes

The Eagles will beat the Panthers

The Eagles are gonna win this weekend. They're gonna get fixed. Must win.

The search results confirm that the Philadelphia Eagles were scheduled to play the Carolina Panthers on October 18, 2026. However, none of the provided sources state the final score or the winner of this specific game. Therefore, the outcome of the prediction is still unknown.
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Oct 12, 2026
#31630
MemesMemes

The Jets control their destiny in the division

If you win the game, you're three and three. The Patriots are three and three. You control your own destiny in the division.

The Jets' eventual AFC East position and whether the win becomes a turning point are unresolved.