I could land a commercial airliner if the pilot became incapacitated

If I got behind the wheel or what the stick of a 737 and I was able to talk to air traffic control, I honestly do believe that I would be able to land a plane. It's pretty simple stuff. It's not rocket science, it's air science.

Short people are crucial for conserving food and resources on our dying planet

Being short is better for the future... Not only do shorter people tend to live longer, but they're also crucial in conserving food and resources on her dying planet. The short are also inherent conservationists, which is more crucial than ever in this world of 8 billion. So basically if we were 10% shorter, we would save 87 millions of tons of food per year.

Safeties should be worth four points because they are so difficult to achieve

Safeties should be worth four [points] because the safeties are so hard to get. ... Two points is like a spitting in the face of the defense.

The Bills will win the AFC East easily

The Buffalo Bills are gonna win the division and they're gonna win it easily because of look who's in that division.

I am not buying the Patriots this season

No, I'm not [buying the Patriots]. When you win a lot of close games and you don't play a real tough schedule and you kind of falter down the stretch, particularly on offense, that's concerning to me.

The Dallas Cowboys will win the NFC East

I'm bullish on the Cowboys... I think Dallas to me is going to win the division. I think they'll be better than the Eagles. I think they're gonna be better than the Giants and the Commanders.