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PFT CommenterChris Jones should fully embrace the 'big dick' brand by wearing painted-on jeans to press conferences
I think he needs to just run with this and totally embrace it and always be the guy with a [large package]. Like show up to press conferences wearing like extremely tight pants. If you want to wear compression shorts, go for it. But if you have to wear jeans or whatever for the dress code, wear painted on jeans and just have that snake hanging down to your knee.
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Big CatChris Jones' combine wardrobe malfunction was an all-time bad moment for white guys
Chris Jones at the combine, his [package] flop out at the end of his 40 run, which by the way... that was an all time bad moment for white guys because we were like, is that guy like, is he hard or something? That's not only his at rest perspective.
PFT CommenterChris Jones' physical endowment is a hate crime against white people
I think you could make the claim that it was maybe a hate crime against white people that that he looked so physically well endowed that his package straight up burst through his shorts while he was running.
Big CatSerge Ibaka being well-endowed is a known fact confirmed by rumors
[Serge Ibaka]... Everyone knows [he's] got a big dick. That's just a fact from a rumor.
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View profilePFT CommenterIf Messi wins the 2026 World Cup, he is the GOAT of all sports GOATs
So if he wins the World Cup again, I'm prepared to say he might be the GOAT GOAT. Like the GOAT of GOATs. Right now I think Michael Jordan and Muhammad Ali are both tied for the GOAT GOAT... But Messi could get on the Mount Rushmore of GOAT GOATs.
PFT CommenterFrance will beat England in the World Cup third-place game, giving England the all-time record for third-place game losses.
England has, they've got the possibility to set the all time record for most third place game losses. Right now they're tied with Brazil with two. If they lose another one, then that would mean that they have that record on their own. And if you look back through history or at least recent history, three of the last five champions of the World Cup go on to win the third place game the next year. So that would mean that France would win this third place game and England would etch their names into history.
PFT CommenterWarde Manuel is about to be fired as the Michigan Athletic Director
I think Warde Manuel's about to get fired... They've leaked a few things to the media regarding the investigation and in the things that they've leaked, they've squarely pointed their finger at Warde Manuel and been like Warde knew the entire time.