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PFT CommenterDrinking alcohol makes you smarter by killing your weakest brain cells first
when you drink enough, it actually kills brain cells. That's a fact... If you kill brain cells, it's targeting the smaller, weaker brain cells first. Like a buffalo herd, and if you get rid of the weak ones, then it makes your brain function more efficiently.
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Big CatKiko Alonso should be suspended and punished severely for his hit on Joe Flacco
Kiko Alonso, should he be suspended forever? He should be covered in birdseed and strapped to the top of a mountain. [Joe Flacco's] hair looked pretty fucking sweet when his helmet popped off... but [Alonso's hit] was [awful].
PFT CommenterCrying blood or bleeding from the ear makes a football player look more badass
His ear, having a bloody ear is just a badass look. There are certain orifices that when you bleed out of them, you look like you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator... If you cry blood, that's one. If you have blood coming out of your ear, that's another.
Big CatJonathan Quinn is the worst quarterback to ever play more than one game in the NFL
Jonathan Quinn might be the worst quarterback to ever play more than one game in the NFL.
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View profilePFT CommenterThe Chiefs' window never closed
I don't think we ever actually closed the Chiefs' window. I think Mahomes was just in bed because he was injured, far away from the window.
PFT CommenterMahomes will be back to himself by season's end
By the end of this season, Mahomes is gonna be back to being Mahomes.
PFT CommenterThe Oregon loss could turn Dan Lanning into a psychopath
I don't think that Dan Lanning has slept since that loss. I think Dan Lanning has turned into an absolute psycho because of this loss. He's sick. It actually might be a dangerous thing for the rest of the Big Ten that Oregon lost that game.