Having an appendix is like having a 'ticking week of vacation' stored inside your body.
What do appendixes do? You just take them out. You get out of work for a week. It's a built-in excuse to just duck all responsibilities. In fact, I've got a ticking week of vacation left inside my body right now.
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View episodeBill O'Brien should be known as the 'QB Yeller' rather than the 'QB Whisperer.'
Bill O'Brien we have officially taken away his QB whisperer name. He is no longer the QB... how did he get that title? He was the QB yeller because he screamed at Tom Brady that one time and everyone was like 'wow this guy's not afraid to stand up to Tom Brady so he must be a good coach.'
J.J. Watt will catch at least two touchdowns against the Bengals
My prediction is J.J. Watt scores two touchdowns because the Texans have three tight ends that all have concussions. So J.J. Watt's going to catch some balls tonight.
The Saints will cover the spread (+7) against the Patriots
I have the New Orleans Saints covering at plus seven against the New England Patriots. That's a lot of points to give up at home in the Bayou.
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View profileJMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns
JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.
The Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team
I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.
The Falcons can expose the 49ers defense
They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.