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PFT CommenterHomer Simpson is the greatest sitcom dad of all time because every man aspires to live like him
Number one, I have Homer Simpson. That's a no-brainer. We all grew up idolizing Homer. In fact, every man's life is spent getting to a place where he can just live his life like Homer Simpson. Every man's dream. How'd you know I wanted to always dress in a muumuu?
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Big CatBrooks Koepka is too attractive to win a major tournament
[Brooks Koepka] is way too attractive to win any kind of major tournament. Usually you need a receding hairline, some Phil Mickelson man boobs, some Tiger Woods inner demons. Give me one flaw that I can make fun of you for on Twitter and make me feel better as a person.
PFT CommenterAttractive people shouldn't be good at anything because it makes them impossible to make fun of
If you're an attractive person, you shouldn't be good at anything. Give me one flaw that I can make fun of you for on Twitter and make me feel better as a person. [Brooks Koepka] has an attractive girlfriend. He just won like $3 million. He's attractive. He's the U.S. Open winner. Fuck this guy.
Big CatThe U.S. Open course at Erin Hills was way too easy
The golf course lost. I expect more. I want to see the U.S. Open golf course. I want to see Jim Nance giving his tie to the course. Everyone was just hitting it right down the middle the whole time. Easiest golf course I've ever seen. So USGA, figure it out.
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View profilePFT CommenterJMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns
JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.
PFT CommenterThe Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team
I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.
PFT CommenterThe Falcons can expose the 49ers defense
They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.