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PFT CommenteriPhone 'tapback' message reactions serve no purpose and the inventor should be exiled
I am in quite the text thread for my [fantasy football] league. Not only are is everybody just like replying with small little jokes, but they're also huge on the emphasizing things, the laughing at things—those extra buttons. They serve no extra purpose and I fucking hate those extra buttons because they fill up my phone notifications... the person that invented it should have to go live in Brazil for the rest of their life.
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Any time a team plays with that color green, it takes half a second off their 40 time. That's just a fact. I didn't make that up.
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