PMT DB
PMT DB
PFT CommenteriPhone 'tapback' message reactions serve no purpose and the inventor should be exiled
I am in quite the text thread for my [fantasy football] league. Not only are is everybody just like replying with small little jokes, but they're also huge on the emphasizing things, the laughing at things—those extra buttons. They serve no extra purpose and I fucking hate those extra buttons because they fill up my phone notifications... the person that invented it should have to go live in Brazil for the rest of their life.
More from this episode
View episode
Big CatKyler Murray is an absolute bust
Kyler Murray looks pretty bad. [...] We're ready to declare after this first half maybe Kyler Murray's a bust. [...] Kyler Murray is an absolute bust.
Big CatThe Jets will win the Super Bowl this year
Jets are going to win the Super Bowl. Jets look great. Guys, all my hot takes, all my Jets have an awesome color scheme this year.
PFT CommenterWearing green jerseys makes a team half a second faster in the 40-yard dash
Any time a team plays with that color green, it takes half a second off their 40 time. That's just a fact. I didn't make that up.
More from PFT Commenter
View profilePFT CommenterThe Detroit Pistons are moving in the right direction despite their Game 7 loss
The progression of the Pistons along the way is like, what were they, two years ago? They won like 16 or 18 games. They were so bad. Last year they had competitive series against The Knicks. Then this year, the natural progression from that is, let's take the regular season super seriously. Let's win all the games that we can get a high seed... I would say the totality of this season, we're still going the right direction in Detroit.
PFT CommenterI will renounce my American citizenship and become French if the Canadiens win the Stanley Cup
I will renounce American citizenship and become French if the Canadiens win the Stanley Cup this year... I'll probably need somebody to come and hang out with me and... the south of France is nice.
PFT CommenterPatrick Reed is the first PAWG in the history of professional golf.
Patrick Reed, let me tell you, I think he might be the first PAWG golfer. He is. He's thick as hell. Like he was filling out. He also wears... the tight pants... he looks like early era Meghan Trainor... He bends over. He's like, ooh.