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Topher Grace, Jared Goff With Some Emergency News, Mt Rushmore Of Ages
Mike Glennon is a starting quarterback and Kyler Murray is a BUST. We get our preseason overreaction practice in. Todd Gurley got a cat and Conor McGregor punched an old guy. (-)Fyre Fest of the Week and an emergency breaking Moos from LA Rams starting Quarterback Jared Goff. (-) Mt Rushmore of ages. (-) Actor Topher Grace joins the show to talk about his career, That 70's Show, his recent run of great movies, and Black Mirror. (-) Segments include Drunk Idea - Aaron Rodgers, (-) Brian Cashman is a weirdo,(-) Uhh ya think Brooks Koepka could beat up Bryson DeChambeau,(-) PR 101 Ohio State, Hank breaks the news that Bryce Harper hit a walk off grand slam and Big Cat pouted,(-) and License to Jill with Jilly Football. (-)
Recap
Big CatKyler Murray is an absolute bust
Kyler Murray looks pretty bad. [...] We're ready to declare after this first half maybe Kyler Murray's a bust. [...] Kyler Murray is an absolute bust.
PFT CommenterWearing green jerseys makes a team half a second faster in the 40-yard dash
Any time a team plays with that color green, it takes half a second off their 40 time. That's just a fact. I didn't make that up.
PFT CommenterAcquiring a cat is the first step toward retirement for an NFL player
I will say that acquiring a cat is the first step towards retirement. Yeah, you don't get a cat unless you're thinking about retiring. Second cat is he's retired. Absolutely.
Big CatSmall dicks and dad bods are the defining trends of the decade
Small dicks are back. That's true. Small dicks are back. So shout out to me and all the other small dick guys, but dad bods and small dicks—it's our decade.
PFT CommenterConor McGregor has lost his punching power
Connors got no power. No power anymore. No power. [...] It's good advertising for Proper 12 though because it's like if you don't drink this whiskey, Conor McGregor might knock you out... [but the old man] just sat there and kept going on with his day.
Mount Rushmore
HankAge 25 is the peak for physical strength in the human body
I'll go with 25. Peak strength. That is the human body's at your peak strength. [...] It's scientific fact. When you're 24 or 25, that's why BYU always wins games. [...] 25 is your peak strength.
Big CatAge 100 is the best age because everyone laughs at everything you say
If you get to a hundred, people think you walk on water. I think you're Jesus. [...] Everyone throws you parties. [...] If you're a hundred, people will just laugh at everything you say no matter what. You can go viral at a hundred for just existing.
Drunk Ideas
Big CatGreen Bay should move the Packers franchise if they need gimmicks to get fans loud
It's a sad, sad day when the Packers need to find gimmicks to be louder. [...] If you have to ask the Green Bay fans to be louder, maybe just move the whole franchise.
Pr 101
PFT CommenterTexas should trademark 'Horns Down' to sue people instead of complaining
Texas should just trademark the phrase 'horns down' and the motion 'horns down'. That way when everybody does it, they can actually sue them instead of just crying about it.
License To Jill
Jilly FootballI am disappointed in Big Cat's flip-flopping on being an anti-vaxxer
I'm a little disappointed in your flip-flopping with anti-vax. [...] If you're going to pick a side, you have to stick to it. [...] What kind of example are you setting for your son without succumbing to peer pressure?
Big CatPretending you were sprayed by a skunk is the ultimate work/school excuse
Saying that you got sprayed by a skunk... if you say 'I got sprayed by a skunk,' nobody will ever question you on that. [...] Skunk it. Free advice. Anybody use it. Never be questioned.