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PFT CommenterLeBron James will announce he is re-signing with the Cavs by re-following them on Twitter
I actually think what's happening is that LeBron unfollowed the Cavs and that when he signs his option... he's going to announce it by refollowing the Cavs. It's such a shitty, like not cool thing to do, but it's so lame that it perfectly fits something that he would think was a good idea.
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Big CatJ.J. Watt is the most basic white bitch in the world
J.J. Watt is the most basic white bitch in the world now. It's official. This is birthday week. [He] wants you to think that he's Rocky training for Ivan Drago and pushing logs up a snowy hill all winter [but] he's got a mansion in Wisconsin with a Starbucks five miles away.
PFT CommenterBirthdays are only for girls once you turn 20 years old
Birthdays are for chicks now, right? Like after you turn 20 years old, birthdays are for chicks. Hand over your man card, JJ [Watt]. Birthdays aren't men's stuff anymore.
PFT CommenterA nose tackle is the best job in the NFL
I would love to be a nose tackle in the NFL because your job description is like eat as much shit as you want, as long as you can stand up and just not fall over backwards from your own girth. Just be so big that it takes two people to touch you at the same time.
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View profilePFT CommenterThe Commanders will win the NFC East
The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.
PFT CommenterThe Bills will beat the Lions in overtime
My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.
PFT CommenterJustin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season
Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.