"Taking care of your body is a big waste of time unless you're a professional athlete" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·May 10, 2021

#26144#PMT-2021-0510-26144

Taking care of your body is a big waste of time unless you're a professional athlete

Honestly, taking care of your body is a big waste of time, unless you're a professional athlete. Which, or unless you have kids... taking care of your body is a big waste of time.

Opinion Life Medium

General health consensus contradicts this, but it's a subjective lifestyle take.

More from this episode

View episode

Void

Take Slip·May 10, 2021

#11456#PMT-2021-0510-11456

Jake Marsh

I am the best person in the Barstool office at table tennis

The moment Hank had an opportunity to say I was no longer the best, he would have ran away with it. So I knew if I lost back-to-back... But I knew I'm [the best freaking one here].

Opinion Life Medium Subjective

Subjective claim about skill level in the office.

Loss

Take Slip·May 10, 2021

#11458#PMT-2021-0510-11458

PFT Commenter

Medina Spirit is a junkie horse

I put the blame on the horse. You can't just make excuses. The horse likes doing drugs, obviously. As our 45th president called it, it's a junkie horse.

Hot Take Football ScorchingSarcastic

Satirical claim about an animal's agency in drug use.

Win

Take Slip·May 10, 2021

#26146#PMT-2021-0510-26146

Big Cat

My Kentucky Derby win has a huge asterisk because of Bob Baffert

I finally did win the Kentucky Derby, and I talked about it ad nauseum for the days afterwards, and then that one win has a huge asterisk because Bob Baffert is addicted to shooting his horses up with steroids.

Opinion Racing Medium

Medina Spirit was eventually disqualified, making the 'asterisk' claim factually correct in terms of the horse's win being nullified.