"The ozone layer is the most overrated thing in the world; without it, everyone would just be tan and good looking" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Sep 2, 2016·Talking Soccer

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The ozone layer is the most overrated thing in the world; without it, everyone would just be tan and good looking

The ozone is the most overrated thing in the world. Yeah, oh, without the ozone, everybody will get really tan and good looking. Oh, man, wouldn't want that.

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Ozone depletion leads to increased UV radiation, which causes skin cancer and ecological damage, not just a 'nice tan.'

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2016

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PFT Commenter

The mosquito is the state bird of Minnesota

State bird here is the mosquito, too. That's the only place you could say that.

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The Common Loon is the state bird of Minnesota.

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2016

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PFT Commenter

If a fantasy league member dies after the draft but before the season starts, their players should go to waivers

I would say if the guy passes away after the draft and before the year starts, his whole team goes on waivers. Yeah, I'd say you do that.

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2016

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Phil Steele

Alabama will lose at least one game due to a brutal road schedule at Tennessee and LSU

The other top three teams in the SEC are LSU, Tennessee, and Ole Miss, and they play each of those three on the road. So it's a brutal schedule for Alabama... I'm going to say the two toughest ones are Tennessee because Tennessee is on the road... and then, of course, the LSU game.