"Tim Tebow is like a six-year-old because he hasn't sucked enough at any job to rule it out as a possibility" — PFT Commenter

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Tim Tebow is like a six-year-old because he hasn't sucked enough at any job to rule it out as a possibility

[Tebow] is basically like a six-year-old. He's just like, I want to be a professional football player... I want to be a baseball player. And he's going to get the chance to do that. So it's like when you're six years old... you can say like an astronaut because you haven't proved that you're incompetent at anything. The best thing that you can say about Tim Tebow is that he doesn't suck enough at anything where any job is really out of the remote possibility for him.

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This is a metaphorical characterization of Tebow's public perception and career path.

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