It is physically impossible to chug a beer out of the Buffalo Sabres sword
The mc of the event's, like, dude, these things you can't chug out of 'em. You have to drink it slow because you can't chug. They end up spilling. It's impossible to chug. I said, oh, all right. Well I wish you told me that beforehand mc guy.
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We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.
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