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I might get evicted because my alarm clock went off for two days while I was on vacation

I accidentally kind of alarm clock too close to the sun recently... I had left my alarm clock plugged in... My alarm clock is going off like today and yesterday. We're gonna have to take like a meeting here... There's a world where like, I'm the worst neighbor of all time and I just left my irrationally loud alarm clock going.

Personal anecdote about possibly getting evicted. Not a verifiable prediction.

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Getting your wife pregnant is the secret to winning golf tournaments

If you want to win a golf tournament, you have to get your wife pregnant. And then sure enough, either right after you give birth or right after you conceive, you will get an interview right after you win something and you'll announce it.

Morikawa did win Pebble Beach in this fictional/future timeline right after his child news.
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A baseball player must reach 2,000 hits to be considered elite

I think most real seam heads would say like 2000 hits. If you get to 2000 hits, you're probably elite. ... if you get to 2000, that's the big number in baseball. Everyone talks about you gotta get to 2000 hits.

This is a subjective definition of 'elite'.
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Bryce Harper will return to being a beast this season after disrespect from his GM

Bryce Harper's been nothing but good. And Dave Dombrowski disrespecting him like that. Bryce has every right to be upset about that. ... I think he's gonna be a beast this year. He's gonna return to being a beast.

Depends on Harper's 2026 season stats.

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The Bengals are a scary team now

The Bengals are gonna be a scary, scary team.

Whether Cincinnati becomes a genuinely scary team over the 2026 season remains unresolved.
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Hockey players are terrible at every sport except golf

Hockey players are terrible at every other sport besides golf.

This is an exaggerated subjective generalization about athletes in different sports.
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The Bengals will win the Super Bowl

Super Bowl winner, we're gonna go with the Bengals. They're gonna play against the Lions. ... That's going to be the Bengals.

The 2026 Super Bowl has not occurred as of the episode date.