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Lionel Messi would be a much better date than Cristiano Ronaldo, who acts like a 'sneaky link' guy.

I think Messi, you might wine and dine me a little bit better. He treats you better. He might have better resis... I think Ronaldo's a sneaky link guy. I think he's just shooting a text and expecting you to show up.

Comedic hypothetical dating scenario.

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Jun 19, 2026
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Jalen Brunson walking down Broadway with the Larry O'Brien trophy is the coolest anyone has ever looked.

Jalen Brunson had a great quote and... he was just walking, I think it was down Broadway with the Larry O'Brien trophy. Literally the king of New York. Probably the coolest moment that or the coolest anyone's ever looked, just walking, being like, this is all mine.

Subjective opinion on coolness.
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Jun 19, 2026
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The New York Knicks championship feels like the biggest one in recent NBA history because of how long the city has waited.

I have seen some New York Knicks fans saying that this championship for them feels like three or four for another franchise just because of how much it means to the city and how long they've waited for it. [...] It definitely feels like more, it feels like the biggest one outta that run where we've got like a new champion every year.

Subjective feeling about championship weight.
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Jun 19, 2026
#30768
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Trae Young will re-sign with the Wizards on a team-friendly deal to help build a championship roster.

I'm pretty sure Trae Young is gonna leave technically in free agency. He's gonna become a free agent then he is gonna sign like a three-year deal for a lower average annual value than 48.97. So he wants to stick around and maybe, listen, we just saw what the New York Knicks did with Jalen Brunson taking a pay cut.

PFT Commenter predicted Trae Young would sign a three-year deal for a lower average annual value than $48.97 million after becoming a free agent. While Young did decline his $48.97 million player option and re-signed with the Washington Wizards, he signed a four-year, $212 million contract. This new deal has an average annual value of $53 million, which is higher than the predicted amount, and is for four years, not three.

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The Bengals will win the Super Bowl

Super Bowl winner, we're gonna go with the Bengals. They're gonna play against the Lions. ... That's going to be the Bengals.

The 2026 Super Bowl has not occurred as of the episode date.
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Bryce Young will be the least improved player

Least improved, I'm gonna go with Bryce Young.

The 2026 NFL season performance has not been resolved as of the episode date.
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Muhammad is the best 'volume' pick for a guy's name

I'm gonna go with Muhammad... per capita. It's maybe the number one. I like the volume pick.

Muhammad is widely cited as the most popular name in the world.