Takes

Firing Mike Vrabel was a stupid move by the Titans

Mike Vrabel fired by the Titans. I don't know, I think that's a really stupid move by the Titans... Mike Vrabel has had insane amounts of success with Ryan Tannehill as quarterback. Find me another coach could get the, or Ryan Tannehill to the AFC championship game.

Jameis Winston has a job for life at Barstool Sports if he doesn't get another NFL contract

I'll say this right now, if Jameis Winston doesn't get another job in the NFL, he has a job for life at Barstool. I don't know how we're gonna financially make that work, but I'm gonna say it right now. Just to be a dude. Hang out. Just be a vibes guy.

Bill Belichick will not be the head coach of the Patriots next season

I do not think that Belichick will be the coach in New England next year... It feels like there's so much smoke. I agree. I just, I think it would be stupid. I think you should keep 'em. But it does feel like there was so much talk about it.

Jim Harbaugh will eventually coach the Chargers or the Raiders

I think Harbaugh's gonna go to the Chargers or the Raiders.

The Flyers were right to trade Cutter Gauthier after he refused to meet with the front office

The team of the Flyers are in the right for trading him. He told Philly that he wanted to play for Philly and then change his mind two months later... He ghosted every phone call... The front office of the Flyers flew to Sweden to meet with him... He refused to meet with them.

Cutter Gauthier is a 'pussy' for refusing to play for the Flyers

That guy's a cutter's a pussy. That's a, that's a fact. Because... he told Philly that he wanted to play for Philly and then change his mind two months later.

NBA officiating in the Celtics-Pacers game was 'very questionable' after reversing a clear foul

Last night against the Pacers... Jalen Brown had a game tying shot attempt that they call the foul. They reviewed the tape, he clearly got hit in the head. They reversed it, gave the pacers the ball back... very questionable. Very, very questionable.

The Rams' visit to Detroit has 'upset' written all over it

The Rams. The Rams coming to Detroit because... this game to me has upset written all over. And I think because of the way the Rams are playing, I mean even the way they played against San Francisco... just the way they played the game up front on the offensive line... they're crafty, but it's really effective.

Kyron Williams is the best running back Sean McVay has ever coached

Kyron Williams... I think he's the best running back McVay's had. And so, not that it's a long list or anything, but this guy is a difference maker... Stafford's underneath the center... now the running game has really taken over.

The Eagles' offense has become very predictable and lacks answers for pressure

I feel like if I was playing defense against the Eagles, that I would just be calling their plays out. Like there's like, honestly I know guys at the bar in South Philly that are calling the same plays out. They're just very predictable... When they came after [Jalen Hurts]... they had no answer. What's your answer? What should Jalen Hertz do if they've got a free hitter coming out?

Todd Bowles and the Buccaneers' blitz packages will give the Eagles' offense major problems

That's all Todd Bowles does... that guy's drawing up pressures right now at Tampa. Like they better be ready for it because... the bull's getting the Eagles offense right now and they better be ready for it because it's coming... Jalen [Hertz] needs an out, if they're gonna come after him the way they can.

The Packers have a better chance of upsetting the Cowboys than the Steelers have of upsetting the Bills

I would say the Packers [have a better chance], because Aaron Jones right now... that guy's an unbelievable player... Green Bay has a better chance [of an upset]. [Jordan Love] threw a couple plays last week in Chicago... classic Aaron Rogers.

San Francisco and Baltimore are the two best teams and will meet in the Super Bowl

I'll give you just chalk San Francisco, Baltimore, because I think they've been the two best teams all year. So that's how I'm thinking.

Jim Harbaugh is definitely leaving Michigan for the NFL to win a Super Bowl

Oh, he is gone. He's gone. He's going to win a Super Bowl championship. It's already, like, his mind's already, like they might celebrate today and have some fun in Ann Arbor. They should, but I think he's on his way to the NFL.

I hate watching playoff football on an app like Peacock

I hate the experience of watching a game on an app as opposed to watching on TV, where you can easily and elegantly and seamlessly flip back and forth and show off your skills going back to the game right as it's about to snap again... it's a playoff game and it stinks.

This might be Mike Tomlin's best coaching job ever

This might be Mike Tomlin's best coaching job ever. And it's crazy when they were 7-4, they were also like the most Mickey Mouse 7-4 of all time. But that's because Mike Tomlin is a pretty damn good coach. And so he was able to win all those games when they were getting outgained back to back to back.

The Jaguars' collapse was caused by the 'Curse of the Terrible Towel'

Since the Jaguars disrespected the towel [The Steelers' Terrible Towel], the Jaguars slid into oblivion. The Steelers end up taking the Jaguar's playoff spot right on the last day of the season. You can't argue otherwise.

Only four NFL teams would say no to trading their QB for CJ Stroud right now

How many teams would say no if they asked if you called him up and was like, CJ Stroud for your quarterback? The Bills. The Chiefs. I think it's four. I think it's the Bengals and the Ravens. I think that's it. I think every other team would probably say yes. Especially given his contract.

The AFC is wide open and the Bills are as good as anyone when playing their best

If you think the Bills win that Chiefs game, bet 'em to win the Super Bowl at 35 to 1 because the AFC is so wide open and the Bill's best is just as good as anyone else. The bill's worst is really, really bad.

The Chiefs are very dangerous in the playoffs and you shouldn't bet against Mahomes

The Chiefs might actually be very dangerous this Playoffs... Patrick Mahomes, people are actually disrespecting the Chiefs and being like, they can't do anything. And it's Patrick Mahomes. So that really, that's all you gotta say. It's Patrick Mahomes in the Playoffs. You don't wanna bet against that guy.

The Saints' mutiny against Dennis Allen shows he has lost the locker room

Dennis Allen losing the locker room. The whole team went rogue. It was a mutiny. The whole team was like, it was like in Rudy when they put their jerseys on the table and they said, we want this guy coach. That's what they did for Jamal Williams. So then Dennis Allen had to apologize after the game.

I would take Rome Odunze over Marvin Harrison Jr.

I would maybe take Rome Odunze over Marvin Harrison Jr. I think I'd do it. I have a take. [The Falcons] are gonna have the best collection of skill players [with Odunze].

The Falcons would have made the playoffs if Taylor Heinicke had started the entire season

My take is that if Taylor Heinicke started the entire season, the Falcons in the Playoffs.

Mac Jones will start more than 6.5 more games in his NFL career

How many more games [does] Mac Jones [start] in the NFL? I'd say over [six and a half].

The Patriots should draft Marvin Harrison Jr.

I'm down for Marvin Harrison Jr. He's gonna slip approach. You're gonna take Caleb Williams. You're gonna take Drake May... I'm down for, give me Marvin Harrison Jr.

The Packers' ability to find Hall of Fame quarterbacks is unfair and they are a model organization

Jordan Love is really fucking good... The Packers going from Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers [to] Jordan Love is just the shining example of how unfair life is... they have a great coach. They have a great infrastructure. They figured out the hack to quarterbacks: draft 'em, sit 'em, make 'em good, make 'em Hall of Famers.

I am leaning toward the Bears drafting Caleb Williams #1 overall

I lean Caleb Williams. He's so fucking good. And he would be, he would also just make me excited for a couple more years... whatever the choices are, they gotta make the right choices. I would lean, Caleb Williams.

Jordan Love is the real deal and the Packers are a model organization for QB development

Jordan Love is the real deal there. I said it. Happy Packers fans. They figured out the hack to quarterbacks: draft 'em, sit 'em, make 'em good, make 'em Hall of Famers. Then you set 'em free... and just restart the whole fucking thing.

The Eagles are legitimately the worst team in football right now

The team's bad football team right now. I don't care what they were doing at the first 11 games... They're legitimately the worst team in football right now.

I would be excited for Bill Belichick to break the coaching wins record with the Commanders

I'm excited about Belichick possibilities... I would be excited for Bill to break the old time record for coaching wins on my sideline rather than the [Patriots] sideline.

The Rams are officially dangerous in the playoffs

The Rams are dangerous. I'm gonna, I keep saying it. Rams are dangerous. They're officially dangerous.

Antonio Pierce should be the permanent head coach of the Raiders

Antonio Pierce should be the head coach. That's all I got. I have a feeling that he's not... the Raiders are gonna screw this up.

Jim Harbaugh's biohacking sleep theory is actually true

Jim Harbaugh is biohacking. He's figured out how to hack sleep. He said two nights before is the sleep that you play on... I've seen some people in the distance running community be like, he's actually not wrong about this.

Michigan will win the National Championship but Washington plus the points is the smart bet

My heart is putting me on Washington, but my testicles are saying Michigan... I'm leaning towards betting Washington in the points. But I think Michigan's gonna win.

Max Homa will win a major championship in 2024

Max Homa is gonna win a major this year. I think this year. Hundred percent.

Draymond Green has learned his lesson and won't punch anyone again

I predict that Draymond has learned his lesson. He won't do this again. I think that Draymond had a brief mental error, a brief moment where he blacked out a little bit, a heated gaming moment and he, he will not be making that mistake again. Draymond's a new man.

Coming back from playing for the New York Jets is more impressive than coming back from the dead

Coming back from playing for the New York Jets is more impressive than coming back from the dead [than DeMar Hamlin]. And then taking the Cleveland Browns to the Playoffs. He's basically the next Jesus.

The Raiders should hire Antonio Pierce full-time for life

Antonio Pierce has been hired full-time again, they should just remove that, that title. Make him head coach for life. Or at least just remove the interim tag before the game and get a nice little boost.

The Ravens are very live to beat the Steelers despite resting starters

I am of the belief that Tyler Huntley and the way this game goes, that the Ravens are very live in this game. I think they're live in this game because the Ravens are the best team in the NFL at playing games like this.

Will Anderson Jr. should be the NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year

I'm also rooting for Will Anderson to get a couple sacks and become the defensive rookie of the year. Because he should be... if I had a vote.

The Titans will beat the Jaguars as Mike Vrabel's revenge Super Bowl

I think that this is the Titans too. I don't believe in the Jaguars. It's just the Mike Vrabel in a week... against the Jacksonville Jaguars who are battered and beaten. This is Vrabel's Super Bowl this year also revenge.

Bill Belichick will not lose to the New York Jets

I've been saying for the last three weeks, Bill Belichick will not lose to the Jets. I feel like Bill Belichick, if he does get fired, they need to make that its own day.

I give Matt Eberflus my full vote of confidence as the Bears head coach

Full vote of confidence. He's our coach. What more could you say about your coach than saying he's our coach... I'm galvanizing around the Bears and [Matt] Eberflus.

Nick Sirianni deflecting blame for the Seattle loss is the mark of a great coach

If [Nick] Sirianni actually said that to the media about the end of the Seattle game, just to get heat on himself and to detract from his players or deflect the heat from his players. That's a mark of a great coach right there.

The only thing that can stop the 49ers is injuries or the Baltimore Ravens

The 49ers have the one seed all locked up... The only thing that can stop the 49ers are injuries and the Baltimore Ravens.

The Bills and Chiefs are not very good teams right now, but they are super dangerous in the playoffs

They're actually kind of very similar teams to Bills and the Chiefs where I don't think they're very good, but I also think they're super dangerous.

Josh Allen officially owns the Miami Dolphins

[Josh Allen] owns the Dolphins. It was the heat was the only thing that beat him... he's also thrown multiple passing touchdowns in all 12 games in his career against the Dolphins, which is the longest streak by a quarterback against a single opponent in NFL history.

Michael Penix Jr. has been the most consistent and best player in college football

Nobody in college football has made more big plays than more big moments than Michael Penix has. And Pennix is absolutely amazing right now. And the year he's had, and the things he's done. And, and to me, I mean, maybe he's been the most consistent and best player in college football.

College football needs a commissioner to fix the current chaos

College football right now, it needs a commissioner. It needs a commissioner. And, we need to do this thing the right way... get your 50 or 60 teams, whoever's gonna be in division one, make it more like an NFL league, intertwine your leagues of play a lot more.

The report that Texas A&M had a $30 million NIL class was a complete lie

When [Sliced Bread] wrote those numbers, I said, my God, where's it at? I wish that would've happened. The amount of NIL deals at A&M at that time... was less than a million. There was right at a million dollars for all sports combined.