PMT DB
Brian Dumoulin + Nick Bonino and Kato Kaelin 06/17/2016
The guys break down a wild Game 6 of the NBA Finals. Steph Curry's assault and battery by mouthguard, Ayeesha Curry's meltdown, and Lebron James dominating. Kato Kaelin joins the show to talk sports and OJ Simpson. Nick Bonino and Brian Dumoulin of the Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins join to talk about winning the cup and then give a phone call to America's sweetheart, Phil Kessel. Segments include "Witchhunt", "Ya Think aka No Duh", "Hanks Hot In The Streets", "Jimbos" and a very important "Talking Soccer"
Recap
Big CatThe Warriors are dead and crumbling
The Warriors are dead. They're dead, and they have totally crumbled. They're falling apart at the seams. Steph Curry's throwing mouth guards at fans. Egregious act, by the way.
PFT CommenterSteph Curry throwing his mouthguard at a fan is assault and battery
It's assault, right? Like, let's be honest. It's assault. Steph Curry, I mean, he's an NBA player... he's a professional athlete, probably has some sort of communicable STD, getting hit with that mouth guard. That is grounds for lawsuit. That's assault. I believe it's also battery.
PFT CommenterUnder Armour is the Buffalo Bills of shoes and cannot win the big one
Under Armour can't win the big one. They can't. They're the Buffalo Bills of Shoes. You know what I'd like to see more of on Twitter? I'd like to see more people tweeting the dumpster fire image at, like, live look at Under Armour right now. It's a dumpster fire.
PFT CommenterLeBron James is sleeping with Beyonce to impress her
Do you think that LeBron James is sleeping with Beyonce? I think it's a good possibility... LeBron James played tonight like he was showing off for a certain somebody sitting courtside, if you know what I'm saying.
Uhhh Ya Think
Big CatJimmy Butler is a relevant NBA player
He is a relevant player, so stop. And I know I just said that twice, which makes it seem like I'm trying to convince myself he's a relevant player, but he is a relevant player. That was the third time.
Jimbos
Big CatSleeping in the same bed as a man isn't gay as long as you keep your suit on
I will say that no man card taken away. People forget. You could sleep with as many dudes in the bed as you want. If you keep your suit on, it's not gay.
Interview
Kato KaelinO.J. Simpson is a guilty man
I have no theories on that stuff. I've stated before, I just think O.J. is a guilty man, and that's it. I think his karma is now that he is in jail.
Kato KaelinCalifornia teenagers are more intimidating than teenagers in the rest of America
I think that's a great call because I came from Wisconsin and I was, it's very intimidating... It's just nothing but good looking people... I'm always a Milwaukee guy. I swear to God, I have not forgotten who I am.
Nick BoninoLeBron James is the best athlete in the world
Well, we've actually argued about this in terms of LeBron's athleticism. I don't think there's a better athlete in shape dominating their sport like LeBron... we thought LeBron would be the best at that [playing other sports].
Phil KesselThe last two minutes of a basketball game are the worst part of sports
The worst. The last two minutes of the game.
Witch Hunt
PFT CommenterCarson Wentz's gas station bathroom story is a fake alibi for doing something else
I don't think this actually happened... I think that Carson was doing something that he wasn't supposed to be doing. And he was setting up an alibi for himself... anytime somebody starts throwing in these unnecessary details about a weird event that happened, it's because they're trying too hard to corroborate their story.