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Kato Kaelin and Penguins Champions on NBA Finals and Phil Kessel
The Warriors are in shambles. After a wild Game 6, the series is headed back to Oakland for a Game 7, but the vibes in Golden State are at an all-time low. Big Cat and PFT are officially calling time of death on the Dubs after Steph Curry decided to turn his dental equipment into a projectile.
Big CatThe Warriors are dead and crumbling
The Warriors are dead. They're dead, and they have totally crumbled. They're falling apart at the seams. Steph Curry's throwing mouth guards at fans. Egregious act, by the way.
PFT is looking at the legal ramifications of the toss, suggesting that a Cleveland fan might have a massive payday coming their way.
PFT CommenterSteph Curry throwing his mouthguard at a fan is assault and battery
It's assault, right? Like, let's be honest. It's assault. Steph Curry, I mean, he's an NBA player... he's a professional athlete, probably has some sort of communicable STD, getting hit with that mouth guard. That is grounds for lawsuit. That's assault. I believe it's also battery.
While Steph was melting down, LeBron James was busy putting on a clinic. PFT has a theory that LeBron’s dominance might be fueled by a certain high-profile spectator sitting courtside.
PFT CommenterLeBron James is sleeping with Beyonce to impress her
Do you think that LeBron James is sleeping with Beyonce? I think it's a good possibility... LeBron James played tonight like he was showing off for a certain somebody sitting courtside, if you know what I'm saying.
Then there’s the Ayesha Curry of it all. After her infamous "rigged" tweet, the guys suspect there might be some marketing genius or a very calculated escape plan at play. PFT thinks this whole saga might just be a play for the brand that can't seem to catch a break lately.
PFT CommenterUnder Armour is the Buffalo Bills of shoes and cannot win the big one
Under Armour can't win the big one. They can't. They're the Buffalo Bills of Shoes. You know what I'd like to see more of on Twitter? I'd like to see more people tweeting the dumpster fire image at, like, live look at Under Armour right now. It's a dumpster fire.
The Legend of Kato Kaelin
Kato Kaelin joined the show while driving through L.A., giving one of the most unpredictable interviews in the show's history. He discussed his new show, *Sports Haters*, and his surprisingly progressive stance on how to make baseball more exciting for the casual fan.
Kato KaelinAthletes should take more PEDs because fans want to see more power and scoring
I say please take more PEDs. Why not? We want athletes to actually crank the ball out. Who wants a 1-0 game? I don't. So our stance on that is use it, don't abuse it.
Of course, you can't talk to Kato without mentioning the trial that made him a household name. He didn't mince words when it came to his former landlord.
Kato KaelinO.J. Simpson is a guilty man
I have no theories on that stuff. I've stated before, I just think O.J. is a guilty man, and that's it. I think his karma is now that he is in jail.
Lord Stanley in the Building
Fresh off a Stanley Cup victory, Pittsburgh Penguins Brian Dumoulin and Nick Bonino called in to discuss the celebration. Dumoulin claimed to be battling a "stomach bug"—which Big Cat correctly identified as a championship-level hangover—while Bonino defended LeBron's pure athleticism despite the guys' usual bias.
Nick BoninoLeBron James is the best athlete in the world
Well, we've actually argued about this in terms of LeBron's athleticism. I don't think there's a better athlete in shape dominating their sport like LeBron... we thought LeBron would be the best at that [playing other sports].
In a legendary moment, they actually got America's Sweetheart, Phil Kessel, on the phone. Phil addressed the hot dog rumors and gave his honest opinion on the NBA.
Phil KesselThe last two minutes of a basketball game are the worst part of sports
The worst. The last two minutes of the game.
Witch Hunt: Carson Wentz
Carson Wentz tweeted about getting locked in a gas station bathroom, and the guys aren't buying the story for a second. PFT thinks the detail about the "garden shears" is a classic sign of someone over-explaining a lie.
PFT CommenterCarson Wentz's gas station bathroom story is a fake alibi for doing something else
I don't think this actually happened... I think that Carson was doing something that he wasn't supposed to be doing. And he was setting up an alibi for himself... anytime somebody starts throwing in these unnecessary details about a weird event that happened, it's because they're trying too hard to corroborate their story.
Big Cat, however, has a much more visceral theory about why the Eagles' rookie was hiding in that New Jersey stall.
Big CatCarson Wentz fabricated the story about being locked in a gas station bathroom to hide the fact that he shit his pants
I think Carson Wentz shit his pants and then was like, oh, I got locked in the bathroom... Carson Wentz shit his pants, which I don't even know if you're an Eagles fan which one you'd rather have. Probably the pants shitter.
Before heading off to tape the Game 7 reaction, the guys shared their predictions for the finale. While PFT and Hank are riding with the Warriors, Big Cat is bracing for a dark day in sports history.
Big CatI predict LeBron James and the Cavaliers will win Game 7
I unfortunately think LeBron is going to win game seven, and it's going to be torturous to watch.
Regardless of the outcome, one thing is certain: if Cleveland actually wins a title, the city might just cease to exist as we know it.
Big CatWinning a championship would cause the city of Cleveland to lose its fundamental identity
You lose your identity if you're Cleveland if you win a championship.
Be sure to check back Monday for a full breakdown of the NBA Finals and a Game of Thrones recap that will surely satisfy the nerds.
