Cats are soulless animals that would watch their owners die slowly without helping
Can an animal without a soul ever be alive? ... [A cat] will just sit there and watch you die slowly. That's basically the best case scenario for owning a cat.
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View episodeThe Warriors are dead and crumbling
The Warriors are dead. They're dead, and they have totally crumbled. They're falling apart at the seams. Steph Curry's throwing mouth guards at fans. Egregious act, by the way.
Steph Curry throwing his mouthguard at a fan is assault and battery
It's assault, right? Like, let's be honest. It's assault. Steph Curry, I mean, he's an NBA player... he's a professional athlete, probably has some sort of communicable STD, getting hit with that mouth guard. That is grounds for lawsuit. That's assault. I believe it's also battery.
Ayesha Curry's tweet about the NBA being rigged was a viral PR stunt for Under Armour shoes
She could always say, guess what? This was a viral spot for my husband's Under Armour shoes. I got 70,000 retweets, got everybody talking about me... You guys just got Kimmeled, America.
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I think the Brewers have this thing sealed up after an insane Monday night where they were just awesome.
There will be no MLB lockout
They'll figure it out. There's too much at stake. They'll figure it out. It's not 1994 anymore. They'll figure it out.
A 24-team College Football Playoff is starting to make sense
I'm starting to grow on it. My problem is, I'm thinking about it in just this year where we actually had parity.