LeBron James is a shitty general manager

I don't think that people give enough credit to LeBron for being such a shitty general manager. He's actually not good at it. And, but in another way, he's very good at it. And that Russell Westbrook was the perfect guy for LeBron to get on the team to be like, 'this is why we're bad because of him.'

LeBron James is intentionally sabotaging the Lakers so they can draft Bronny

He's trying to fuck up the Lakers roster so badly that they will be in a position to draft Bronny. So then he goes back to Cleveland and then he comes back to LA to play with Bronny.

LeBron forcing his way onto Bronny's team will stunt Bronny's growth

Bronny Jr. is probably going to not even want that dude... if you see any of the draft projections or watch him play, it's like, he's good. He's not lottery pick good. But someone's going to spend a first round pick on him cause they can then get LeBron... there's a chance it could really suck for Bronny.

Aaron Rodgers macro-doses mushrooms and LSD in the offseason

If you don't believe my take that Aaron Rodgers is straight up macro doses mushrooms and LSD in the off season, go listen to his most recent interview... he's doing some really freaky shit.

Phil Mickelson basically 'yada yada-ed' Saudi Arabia's human rights violations for money

Phil Mickelson, oopsie... he just kind of, you know what he did, he yada yada yada'd Saudi Arabia beheading homosexuals. He was like, 'listen, say what you want about their human rights violations... but they're going to pay me a shit load of money to go play golf over there.' ... He said Saudi Arabia has a lot of things that give me pause, but it could also make me a lot of money. I think that's all the context that you need.

The Winter Olympics ratings decline is due to a lack of NHL pros in hockey

The average total audience was 11.4 million viewers for the 2022. And that's a sharp decline... I'm convinced it's the hockey like it's, it's it's hockey, not having the pros and not having it as like a tentpole.

I want to invent soundproof 'fart pants' for airplanes

My idea was to get fart pants, to invent fart pants. And it would just consist of pants that were soundproof. So you could wear them... when I fart on an airplane, it's never smelly. It doesn't stink. It's just air. And it's just super loud.

Tyreek Hill would smoke DK Metcalf in a race

I think Tyreek [Hill] smokes [DK Metcalf]. Tyreek was so fucking fast in college and high school track. He ran actual track... Tyreek's [9.98] is ridiculous. I think DK was like 10.4. So nice try. Slow. Never happened bro.

Hank the Tank the bear cannot be relocated and will die if forced into the wilderness

Hank the tank is a 500 pound black bear... He doesn't know how to hunt because he's so dependent on humans. He cannot be relocated to the wilderness or he would die of starvation because he's completely has zero motivation... Plus he's fat as fuck.

You should always appreciate your current position while planning for your next promotion

I'm very happy where I currently am. You know, it's just always, what's the, what's the line. Oh, Jalen rose said this one time. Appreciate your position, but plan your promotion. Whoa. Interesting.

Kitchen appliances should be hidden with wood paneling rather than showing stainless steel

I'm moving away from the stainless steel. I like to cover it with a wood paneling. So it's disguised. I don't like my appliances to show with the exception of the oven.

Tom Brady's conference calls are unbelievable

Brady's conference calls with us were un-fucking-believable. I will miss those so much. He did a lot on them, which I thought was great.

Hard work and talent will eventually win out if you are also a nice person

In the end it comes out. We know that there's been a lot of people. My dad has always said, 'sit back and watch.' Talent wins out. I'm saying not talent, like people telling me saying, if you were talented and you keep working hard, eventually you will win out. I believe that.