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Jay Glazer + Should Lebron James Go To Jail?

Wednesday, October 10, 201810 takes

The Yankees are dead. Recapping the ALDS and why Giancarlo Stanton has negative pinstripes ( - ). Drew Brees record breaking season, an update on the Jason Witten/Booger McFarland feud and is Peyton Manning funny? ( - ) Hot Seat/Cool Throne, who will save the world first, Steven Seagal or Jose Canseco ( - ). NFL Insider Jay Glazer joins the show to talk MMA, his career as an Insider, Ballers, and his great foundation for veterans ( - ). Segments include should Lebron James go to jail? Just shut up Jon Gruden. Respect the Biz. Ehhhh for Dustin Johnson and Brooks Koepka, and Guys on Chicks.

Recap

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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018
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Giancarlo Stanton is a bum

Giancarlo Stanton, I'm ready to say he's a bum. No pinstripes for you, Giancarlo. If it were an April game between the Miami Marlins and the Atlanta Braves, I'm sure you would have hit a home run in a big spot.

Stanton's tenure with the Yankees remained controversial with fans due to injuries and postseason streaks, though 'bum' is a subjective harsh label for a former MVP.
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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018
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8-8 will win the NFC East in 2018

However, the NFC East is an absolute dumpster fire. I'm pretty sure 8-8 wins it, and you're playing against the Eagles at home on Thursday night. If you win that game, you now are the favorite to win the NFC East.

The Dallas Cowboys won the NFC East in 2018 with a 10-6 record, so 8-8 did not win the division.
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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018
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The Yankees should fire Aaron Boone because anyone would be better

You probably should fire Aaron Boone, and you will get someone better than him because everyone is better than him. Anyone. Luis Severino bringing him out for the fourth inning in game three on Monday night was maybe the most inexcusable thing I've ever seen a manager do.

Boone was not fired after the 2018 season and actually stayed for many years, though he remained a frequent target of fan ire.
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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018
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Jason Witten and Booger McFarland are definitely going to fight

[Speaker 3] Do you think Booger McFarland and Jason Witten are going to fight? [Speaker 4] Yes. I do too. Absolutely. If you listen to the first quarter of that game, it was ridiculous. Like they were going into the next play of the game, still trying to get the last word over each other.

They never had a physical fight, though the booth arrangement was eventually discontinued due to poor chemistry.
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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018
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Peyton Manning is not actually funny

Why have we decided that Peyton Manning is funny? Because he's a decent actor for an athlete. Okay, because I'm done with thinking Peyton Manning's funny. It's the same thing every time... SNL where he was throwing the balls at the little kids 15 years ago, and from that point forward, we've been like, that Peyton Manning, he's very funny. But it's not funny.

Manning's career in comedy/broadcasting (ManningCast) has only grown, making this a classic contrarian take that most fans would disagree with.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Khabib Nurmagomedov's dad will punish him more severely than the UFC

His fucking dad is going to kick the shit out of him. And it's so funny that this guy is 30 years old, one of the best UFC fighters of all time, and he's got to go home to Dagestan and get worse sanctions from his father than he will from Dana White.

Khabib's father, Abdulmanap, publicly stated he would punish Khabib 'much more severely' than the UFC did for the post-fight brawl.

Interview

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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018
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I possess the only existing copy of the Spygate video

The biggest story I ever had was the Spygate video... They destroyed what they thought was everything, and then I have the one remaining one. We aired it on Fox. It was my second week in studio at Fox... I have the only copy in existence.

Glazer did famously air footage of the Spygate incident on Fox Sports in 2007, and it is widely accepted that the NFL destroyed their internal copies, making his copy uniquely public.
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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018
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Modern NFL players don't work as hard as the Drew Brees and Tom Brady generation

The way guys come into this league now, they don't work. They don't understand what hard work is the way guys like that [Brees and Brady] did. So it's getting easier for them.

This is an common but ultimately subjective complaint from veteran analysts across generations.

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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018·Null
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LeBron James should go to jail for giving his kids wine

Hot take, LeBron James should definitely go to jail, and this is the worst parenting move of all time, and I cannot believe that he is poisoning his children. I'm disgusted. I deleted my screensaver of LeBron James in a Lakers uniform, and I'll probably never watch NBA again.

This is a comedic performance; LeBron did not go to jail, nor should he have for a supervised sip of wine.
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Take Slip·Oct 10, 2018·Null
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Teaching your kids to enjoy alcohol responsibly makes you a good father

Real take? I don't give a fuck. This is the most common thing ever... It's actually like teaching your kids how to enjoy alcohol responsibly is probably a really good father. So it's not like a novelty when they get to age 17 and they're just like butt funneling mad dogs.

This is a philosophical parenting stance that cannot be objectively proven, though many psychologists agree with the logic of demystifying alcohol.