Josh Duhamel, Corey Kispert, Tom Brady Retires (Again) And Fyre Fest Of The Week

I'm going to beat Billy McFarland in a fight and donate the winnings to the people of the Bahamas

Billy McFarland is down to fight you... Fire fist. Billy verse Billy... It's a battle for the people of the Bahamas. The good people of the Bahamas that sacrificed so much and got so very ripped off... I'm gonna beat his ass. Gonna skull fuck him.

Punxsutawney Phil is a fraud and a 'wannabe Greta Thunberg'

My big fire fest is really for America... because you guys are letting a groundhog ruin your day today. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow... be a fucking man... I'm going to wear shorts and short-sleeve t-shirts just to show that little wannabe Greta Thunberg telling me the sky is falling.

I am having a third child and I purposefully conceived to ensure it wouldn't be born during football season

I'm having another child, so congrats. Father three loading... early June... Are you purposely conceiving for the off-season? I mean, yeah... it's nice not having children during football season. I am a football guy.

Madison Square Garden, Philly, and Capital One Arena are the three best shooters' gyms in the NBA

Personally I think it's the Garden. I think it's Philly. And then as a Wizard, I think it's the Great Capital One Arena. Great spot to watch a game.

Gonzaga will eventually win a national title

Is Gonzaga ever going to win a national title? Yes. Yes. But soon? That's a different question... I think we're gonna win one.

Kirk Cousins has a ceiling and is never going to lead a team to a Super Bowl win

I gotta say the guy [Cousins] played pretty well... The problem is he's like Dak, he's got a cap and he's not, he's never going to take you all the way. He's going to do something stupid in the end. He's going to check down when you gotta go.

Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback in the league and there is no debate

Who do you think's the best quarterback in the league right now? It's Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. I don't even think it's a debate.

I still believe Carson Wentz has some good football left in him

I still believe in Carson... You don't jump ship on somebody that quickly [Colts]... I still believe that he's got some good football in him. I'll take him on the Vikings, man.

I am betting $8,500 on the Eagles to be a good friend to Big Cat

I've decided, I'm going... I need to be a good friend. Would a good friend root against his buddy to lose $200,000? No... So I've decided... I'll put 8,500 on the Eagles.

Tom Brady is the GOAT of retirements

It's back-to-back retirements, two consecutive retirements for Tom Brady. He's the GOAT at that too. Not a dynasty, but a nice little run.

There is a 25% chance Tom Brady comes back from retirement

I listen, Tom Brady. Thanks. It does feel like he's officially retired this time. Would we say, you said 25% chance he comes back. I still think he can come back.

No one will ever win seven Super Bowls again

He is the greatest quarterback of all time. I know that there's now debates going around... Tom Brady was seven and three. I don't think anyone will ever win seven Super Bowls again.

Greg Olsen might fend off Tom Brady for the top Fox broadcasting job

I also think that there's a decent chance that Greg Olsen fends Tom Brady off somehow because he's that good and he's a proven commodity now. And you can still, you can think, yeah, it's Tom Brady and he'll probably approach it with the same dedication he approached football with... but I think that there's a chance that they work something out behind the scenes because they like Greg Olsen.

Tom Brady’s career was the direct result of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand

He's the walking embodiment of the butterfly effect... Gabriel Prince [Gavrilo Princip] got assassinated or assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand... It immediately led to Tom Brady's career in the NFL. Started all of it.

Tom Brady will have a weird retirement filled with plastic surgery

He's going to have a very weird retirement. He's going to be plastic surgery dating like random chicks all the time. The TV 12... he's going to do some weird shit. There's nobody that's ever had just a touch of plastic surgery.

Everyone at the Cowboys is about to get fired because Jerry Jones is talking about 20-year timelines

I don't know what the Cowboys, it feels like everyone's about to get fired because why else would you talk like this? Jerry Jones... said he wants Mike McCarthy to coach the Cowboys as long as Tom Landry... Steven Jones today said he wants Dak to be their quarterback for the next 10 years.