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Mike Portnoy 09/21/16
The Bears are dead and mid week NFL action means Coaches have to speak to the media ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne to tell you the next NFL Coach to get fired ( - ). Power Rankings of uniforms ( - ). The People's lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk about Larry the Goldfish fraud plans, ponzi schemes, and the debut of the new segment "Portnoy's Complaint" where Mr. Portnoy tells everyone what is bothering him this week ( - ). Segments include "PR 101", "Uhhh Ya Think", "Just Chill Out Man", "Respect the Biz", and the newest segment "Big Cat eats chips because he went to Soul Cycle yesterday"
Recap
PFT CommenterMike McCarthy cycles play-calling duties annually just to avoid being held accountable for failure
Every year I feel like Mike McCarthy either gives up play calling or gets play calling back. If you move the play calling stick around, then nobody's really at fault.
PFT CommenterCarson Wentz will look like a deflated Ben Roethlisberger in two years
Carson Wentz strikes me as the kind of guy that's going to get fat later, though... Two years from now, Carson Wentz is going to look like a slightly deflated and less aggressive Ben Roethlisberger.
Big CatSoulCycle is a lame cult that forces people to say prayers
SoulCycle is a cult... They actually made me say a prayer at the end. It was like a peace, love, like be the best of you and see your life through love. It was so fucking lame, man.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
PFT CommenterAndy Reid is a mediocre coach who will never win a Super Bowl
Andy Reid is just kind of there all the time... He's not threatening. He's not going to win a Super Bowl, but he's going to make your team okay.
Power Rankings
Big CatThe Chicago Bulls have the only logo in the NBA that has never changed
The Bulls logo. Here's a fun fact for you, Hank. The only logo in the NBA that's never changed. And it's got blood on it, too. People forget. It's got blood on the horns.
Interview
Mr. PortnoyApple purposefully sabotages old iPhones to force consumers to upgrade
Once Apple starts coming out with the new phones, they make the old phones break by playing Beach Boys, doing all these kinds of things. It's brilliant, but it's total disregard for the consumers.
Mr. PortnoyIt should be an unwritten rule that you cannot use a charge card in the 12-items-or-less supermarket line
If it says 12 items or less, what is the point of even putting that if somebody's going to go in and fumble around for the damn card... Don't you think it's implied that if you're going to get in the quick checkout line that you're not going to use a charge card?
Just Chill Out Man
PFT CommenterTheo Epstein needs to chill out after admitting to following people home to watch them
Theo Epstein... said on a few nights when things felt bleak, Theo would wander the internet, linger on macabre things like air traffic controller recordings... I used to follow people home... I could put on a hat and follow them. Just chill out, man.
Respect The Biz
PFT CommenterNFL Media should prioritize getting the All-22 film and Game Rewind up on time for 'film grinders'
Can we please get the All-22 and the Game Rewind up on time? There are a lot of people out there that like to sit and grind film on a Monday morning or a Monday afternoon.