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The Poker Brat Phil Hellmuth
Lebron James is getting clowned on by Steph and Kyrie and the NBA Offseason is officially the greatest real life drama of all time ( - ). Who's Back of the Week including Training Camp Turnovers and Drugs ( - ). Uncle Chaps joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of Combinations ( - ). The Poker Brat Phil Hellmuth joins the show to talk about being a professional poker player, the most famous people he's played with, and how Charles Barkley is not as bad as a gambler as people think ( - ). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for the Ravens, Kings Stay Kings for Bill Belichik and Jon Gruden, Talking Soccer and Talking Thrones, Bad Visual for Chris Christie's Pants, Locker Room Talk for Steve Scaramucci aka The Mooch, Man Card, and Drunk Ideas.
Recap
PFT CommenterLeBron James is dead and Steph Curry murdered him
LeBron James is dead. D-E-D. Dead. Steph Curry murdered him. Kyrie backstabbed him, went behind his back. Very Shakespearean, this whole thing.
Big CatLeBron James will average 30-10-10 this season
LeBron is going to go on a rampage this year. He's like 30-10-10 for sure. Just mark it down. I mean, this is what happened in the NBA Finals... His numbers are going to keep going up.
HankLeBron James will lose early in the playoffs and leave Cleveland
He's going to gas himself out, lose in the first or second round of the playoffs, and then leave town.
Who Is Back
Interview
Phil HellmuthI will win the World Series of Poker Main Event again
I still think I'm going to win [the World Series of Poker Main Event] sometime, and I'll tell you why. It has the best structure of any poker tournament we have... you have a lot of time to work your chips up.
Phil HellmuthTobey Maguire is the greatest celebrity poker player in the world
The biggest celebrity winner probably in the world is Tobey Maguire... He's really good. Ben Affleck is an excellent poker player as well, and these guys play in some high-stakes games.
Phil HellmuthCharles Barkley is a good gambler who just gets unlucky
I played blackjack with [Charles Barkley]. We played high stakes blackjack together recently, and he was playing really good. He was unlucky, I've got to say. He was playing perfectly. And I was playing perfectly, and I think I won $30,000, and he went the other way... but I mean, he was just unlucky.
Thoughts And Prayers
Big CatColin Kaepernick clearly should be signed by an NFL team
To start the offseason, I thought the Colin Kaepernick storyline was bullshit. But now it's kind of like, all right, he's clearly – someone's just – like, he should be signed. They signed two backup quarterbacks that I had never heard of.
Man Card
PFT CommenterEvery reporter should Google themselves once a week
If you're a reporter, if you're a journalist, you have to be able to take the heat as well. Every reporter should Google themselves once a week, I would say. Got to make sure your name's out there. Read all the hate possible.