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Writer/Comedian Jensen Karp, Andy Dalton's Goodbye + Things We Think About When We're High
See ya, April. We're on to May and Jameis had no depth perception until a month ago, literally, and Andy Dalton era in Cincinnati is over ( - ). Fyre Fest of the Week ( - ). Author/Comedian/Art Dealer Jensen Karp of "The No-Sports Report" joins the show to talk about his very interesting and unusual career, writing a book, John Mayer, Hollywood, and being married to Topanga ( - ). Segments include Embrace Debate is MJ a loser and Mt Rushmore of things we think about when we're high.
News
Big CatJameis Winston's LASIK surgery might turn him into 'Captain Checkdown'
What if [Jameis Winston] is able to see those cornerbacks and he becomes Captain check down and he's like, I can't believe I used to make those throw[s]... his eyes are going to be seeing ghosts and it's going to affect his personality like any wild way.
PFT CommenterAndy Dalton has had a better NFL career than Carson Wentz
Andy Dalton if the season ended today for both their careers Andy Dalton had a better career than Carson Wentz... His highs were better than Andy Dalton's [but] you can't put Carson ahead [of] Andy.
Fyre Fest
Big CatVideo games should only be played with a controller, regardless of PC or Console
I play video games with a controller. Like I'll never play video games... [without a controller]. Video games we play with a controller. Yes. I don't want to hear anything different.
Big CatDarren Rovell's Kate Upton story is actually a flex on his 'talent scouting' ability
Darren Ravel posting this literally has nothing to do with him wanting to have sex with Kate Upton. It's just him trying to flex on everybody and being like I I recognize that this woman was going to be very attractive... I have a great eye for talent.
Embrace Debate
Big CatMichael Jordan is the absolute definition of a 'winner', despite his flaws as an owner
Michael Jordan is not a loser... he is the definition of the word winner? Yes. Yeah, I would say so in like sees synonymous with winner more probably any athlete.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatAnimals likely understand everything we say but are collectively choosing to ignore us
What if all the animals actually understood what we were saying but just just ignoring us... like the minute they figure out that we know shit's gonna get crazy and they can't talk back.
Big CatThere should be a '23andMe' for old clothes to find out where they went
Why [isn't there] the 23andMe for your old clothes? You'll be session like I had to just awesome sweatshirt 15 years ago... I wouldn't have thrown that away. But where is it?