I’m officially retiring from the NFL unless someone offers me a two-year, $15 million contract
I quietly, I didn't tell anybody I retired. Just didn't tell anyone... I guess you guys are kind of the first to hear it publicly... I've officially retired... [unless] two for 15 million. I'd be there in a heartbeat.
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