I can no longer be a Navy SEAL because I am too famous from the podcast
I can't be in the special forces because too many people know my taste nowadays. And I wanted to be... it's actually really disappointing. Every time more people recognize me, it gets me really freaked out. I can't be a Navy SEAL.
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Getting engaged during your senior year of college is a terrible decision
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Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes
Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.
Al-Qaeda is the only one who could have written the Monday Night Football script
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