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Derrick Henry is bad at short-yardage situations because his long legs prevent him from getting a head of steam

Derek Henry's long legs and not being able to read... He just didn't have the runway... in between the tackles. He got the ball, one step later, the guy off the edge comes in, grabs him by his shoe laces and takes him down.

Statistically, Henry has had struggles on 3rd/4th and short compared to his open-field dominance, supporting the theory in spirit.

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Jan 24, 2022
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The Bills' loss to the Chiefs is an 11/10 on the scale of heartbreaking losses

I feel absolutely heartbroken for the city of Buffalo. Like that is on a scale of one to 10 bad losses and heartbreaking losses. It's, it's an 11.

The loss is widely considered one of the most heartbreaking in NFL history due to the 13-second finish.
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Jan 24, 2022
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The Bills' loss to the Chiefs equals two Super Bowl losses for Buffalo fans

I think tonight's loss probably equals two Super Bowl losses for the Buffalo faithful that has lived through it all because this team I think was... they were definitely going to be favored next week. Probably would have been favored in the Super Bowl against either one of those.

The Bills' 13-second loss is widely regarded as one of the most painful in NFL history, supporting the 'legendary' status of the heartbreak.
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Jan 24, 2022
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The only way to stop Patrick Mahomes is to install Kliff Kingsbury as his head coach

The only thing you can do to stop Patrick Mahomes is install Kliff Kingsbury as his head coach. He's the only person that's been able to bottle them up.

Kingsbury's record with Mahomes at Texas Tech was mediocre (13-19), lending humor to the claim that only he could 'stop' him.

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I lied about destroying Vanny Woodhead; I have been keeping it for years

Technically it's destroyed. Legally it's chopped up. But I kind of... I didn't have the heart to chop it up, so I just been keeping it... I was like, every time it was an excuse I used to not follow through with chopping it up.

Billy is confessing to a past lie; the fact that the van still exists (as proven by the photos) makes his claim that it's 'not destroyed' correct.
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Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes

Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.

Zach Wilson was benched later that season and eventually traded, proving his ceiling is nowhere near Mahomes.
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Al-Qaeda is the only one who could have written the Monday Night Football script

Running out with the flag... hard knocks... there was so much hope and hype. And, you know, talking about the NFL script, the only one who could have written that script is Al-Qaeda.

This is a satirical dark humor comment, not a factual claim.

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