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Billy FootballThe MLB pitch clock makes fans feel rushed and ruins the 'fuck around' time at the stadium
I fucking hate the pitch clock... because I sit down there... I'm trying to chit chat, socialize like how I usually do... I feel like I'm rushed at a table, at a restaurant that's trying to flip table. I want there to be more fuck around time. So if I get food, I don't miss anything.
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But the real story outta that game was Austin Reaves. Yeah. Austin Reaves. AKA him. He is him.
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This was his first game since Kyle Kuzma called him Dinshiddie, which is a great, great nickname... and he wasn't good... I don't wanna overstate it, but when you get called Dinshiddie, it might be a wrap.
PFT CommenterThe replacement of Sierra Mist with Starry is a handout to 'Big Corn'
This does feel like a Biden special... This is a big handout to Big corn. Yeah. To the corn syrup market. Because Sierra Mist was made with real sugar while Starry uses high fructose corn syrup.
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Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.
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