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Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

Harambe would get seven sacks a game in the NFL

You gotta take Harambe, right? I mean the strength to weight ratio is just way higher than humans. I mean that's a easy seven sacks a game I'm sure.

Gorillas are not eligible for the NFL and Harambe is deceased.

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Dec 28, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

If you win only one Super Bowl, you actually have zero

He's won one Super Bowl, which we can get into cause I have the theory that if you win one Super Bowl, you actually have none.

The theory is logically impossible and purely a psychological tactic used for sports radio 'hating'.
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Dec 28, 2022
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Aaron RodgersAaron Rodgers

Steve Harvey is the greatest game show host of his generation

One guy who's transcended all of that and even surpassed Louie Anderson, who nobody thought ever could, is Steve Harvey with Family Feud. America's host.

Subjective opinion on entertainment quality.
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Dec 28, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Having a child is a completely transformative experience that non-parents cannot understand

That's one of those ones that like, if you don't have kids, and I'm not shaming anyone, but like when you do have a kid, you're like, oh fuck, this is completely different than anything else.

The claim is based on universal personal sentiment and psychological experience.

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Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

The 2024 season was my best individual year as a pro

I think I had a great year. I think I had my best year as a pro. I'm excited for, I think there's another level that I can hit.

Burrow's stats were elite in 2024, but whether it was better than his 2021 Super Bowl run year is a matter of debate.
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Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

It takes two years for a wrist ligament injury to return to full mobility

Whenever you have a ligament injury, your joint is gonna take around two years to get all the mobility back and everything that you feel like you need.

This aligns with medical recovery timelines for complex ligament surgeries.
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Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

Most running quarterbacks excel in the preseason because defenses aren't game-planned

A lot of running quarterbacks excel in the preseason I would say. Because you're not game planning the opposing team. Your coaches aren't game planning their defense and you're just running out and running your training camp plays.

General NFL consensus supports the idea that athleticism can dominate un-gameplanned vanilla defenses in August.