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Bragging about your dick on national television is a solid strategy to win The Bachelorette.

I don't hate that strategy [bragging about his dick]. Why send a boy to do a man's job when you can just brag about your dick yourself on national television and no way will you regret this decision?

The contestant in question (Blake Elarbee) was eliminated fairly early in the season.

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May 24, 2017
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The NBA is paying the refs

The NBA is paying the refs. The NBA actually always pays the refs. That's how they get paid. They're paying the refs.

The NBA does, in fact, pay its referees a salary.
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May 24, 2017
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Kyrie Irving wouldn't have gotten off the bench for John Wooden in the 1960s

If [Kyrie Irving] played back in the 60s, he wouldn't have got off the bench on John Wooden's team. Dribbles between the legs too much. A little bit of a ball hog. A little bit of a flashy showboat. But I guess if you score points in today's day and age, that's all you need.

This is a subjective historical counterfactual used for comedic effect.
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May 24, 2017
#7575
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Dante Jones is the real coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers

Okay, the coach, [is] Dante Jones, my former teammate. He has his three-point celebrations down so perfectly. There's like a different one for each guy. He's the first one off the bench to high five. He's the coach.

Tyronn Lue was the official head coach and led the team to the Finals that year.

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The Bucks failed the Giannis trade by waiting a year too long and getting a poor return

I feel like the Bucks screwed this up just because they, they waited a year too long. Yeah, they couldn't and, and they got a bunch of guys and picks. I mean, they got Tyler Herro. Giannis should have gotten more, the return should have been bigger for Giannis.

General consensus among analysts was often that the Bucks should have reset earlier.
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The NFL Super Bowl should never be played in London

I don't give a f*** about the expansion of the NFL. No, it's really not. We, it's our sport. It should be played on our soil. The fact that we'll be playing a Super Bowl in London and you're gonna just be having the best time of your life is gonna make me sick.

This is a value judgment on where the game should be played.
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Dusty May only coached college basketball as a stepping stone because he always wanted to be an NBA coach

Dusty May's an awesome coach and I'm happy he's outta the Big 10 and I'm happy he's outta college basketball because he probably would've kept dominating. I think Dusty May just always wanted to coach in the NBA. He said he's not looking for any other college basketball jobs. He said college basketball, not NBA, not coaching just college basketball. So yeah, I think he was always gonna do this.

Subjective intent behind a career move.