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Big CatIf they cancel March Madness, I will intentionally contract coronavirus the next day
If they cancel March Madness—I'm not talking about playing it with no fans—if they cancel it outright, I will get coronavirus the next day. I do not want to be healthy in a world where March Madness does not exist.
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PFT CommenterIntentionally contracting coronavirus is healthier than a normal March Madness routine
I think that intentionally contracting coronavirus at the start of March Madness is probably healthier on our bodies than what we normally do to it during March Madness, which is just live off nothing but chicken wings and delicious, copious amounts of Michelob Ultra.
Big CatDarren Rovell is legitimately losing his mind
Rovell is kind of a misunderstood but nice guy. I think he's losing it—like he is legit losing his mind. He's on a bender from non-alcoholic beer. This is what happens when you drink like 12 a day for a week straight.
PFT CommenterThe DC Defenders will beat the Dallas Renegades because it is rivalry week
DC Defenders still undefeated home first place in the XFL Beast. Okay, and it's Dallas week, rivalry week.
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View profileBig CatThe Chargers' game against the Raiders is a must-win
The Chargers might have the most must-win game of all time playing the Raiders with the schedule they have. If they don't win this week, it's over.
Big CatTexas won; Ohio State choked
I'll say Texas win, Ryan Day choke. The play calling, I don't know, maybe they got too conservative. I think they probably did.
Big CatOregon is probably out if it loses to USC
The USC game will be massive. If Oregon loses that game, they're probably out.