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PFT CommenterIntentionally contracting coronavirus is healthier than a normal March Madness routine
I think that intentionally contracting coronavirus at the start of March Madness is probably healthier on our bodies than what we normally do to it during March Madness, which is just live off nothing but chicken wings and delicious, copious amounts of Michelob Ultra.
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Big CatIf they cancel March Madness, I will intentionally contract coronavirus the next day
If they cancel March Madness—I'm not talking about playing it with no fans—if they cancel it outright, I will get coronavirus the next day. I do not want to be healthy in a world where March Madness does not exist.
Big CatDarren Rovell is legitimately losing his mind
Rovell is kind of a misunderstood but nice guy. I think he's losing it—like he is legit losing his mind. He's on a bender from non-alcoholic beer. This is what happens when you drink like 12 a day for a week straight.
PFT CommenterThe DC Defenders will beat the Dallas Renegades because it is rivalry week
DC Defenders still undefeated home first place in the XFL Beast. Okay, and it's Dallas week, rivalry week.
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View profilePFT CommenterThe Chiefs' window never closed
I don't think we ever actually closed the Chiefs' window. I think Mahomes was just in bed because he was injured, far away from the window.
PFT CommenterMahomes will be back to himself by season's end
By the end of this season, Mahomes is gonna be back to being Mahomes.
PFT CommenterThe Oregon loss could turn Dan Lanning into a psychopath
I don't think that Dan Lanning has slept since that loss. I think Dan Lanning has turned into an absolute psycho because of this loss. He's sick. It actually might be a dangerous thing for the rest of the Big Ten that Oregon lost that game.