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Apr 6, 2016·Explain It to Hank
#18251
HankHank

I'm just not going to pay my taxes

Probably just not going to do them. [Taxes].

Hank presumably eventually paid his taxes to avoid legal consequences, making the literal claim of 'not doing them' likely false in the long run.

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Apr 6, 2016
#18241
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The UConn women's basketball team would be a 3-5 point favorite over the Philadelphia 76ers

I think that the – well, yeah, [UConn women] are going to win, and I think that the spread against the Sixers, they'd be like three to five-point favorites, depending if it was in UConn or if it was being played in Philly.

In reality, the worst NBA team would dominate even the best collegiate women's team due to size and speed differences.
Loss
Apr 6, 2016
#18242
Big CatBig Cat

Villanova would beat the Philadelphia 76ers

So yeah, I Villanova, I'd take Villanova over the Sixers.

Professional NBA teams do not lose to college teams under normal circumstances.
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Apr 6, 2016
#18243
Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars winning a Super Bowl is a futuristic impossibility

If the Jaguars ever win a Super Bowl, that that's like futuristic stuff, like hoverboard back to the future kind of stuff. The Jaguar, just that sentence, like Jaguars winning Super Bowl. That's something that you can my brain can't even compute that.

While the Jaguars have not won a Super Bowl as of 2024, it is not a 'hoverboard' level impossibility.

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Oct 19, 2026
#31697
HankHank

Mike McDaniel Should Already Be Fired

Their offense is horrible. Mike McDaniel should have already been fired.

This is a judgment about coaching performance and is inherently subjective.
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Oct 19, 2026·Who's Back
#31695
HankHank

The Sixers Will Implode Quickly, Then Recover

I think it's going to go bad quickly, and then they're gonna, by the time playoffs roll around, figure something out. But I think Jalen Brown, LeBron and Embiid are three just massive personalities.

The 2026-27 Sixers season has not played out in the provided context.
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Oct 16, 2026·Picks
#31670
HankHank

The Patriots will beat the Jets by 14

I think Patriots are gonna win by 14. Christian Gonzalez back, and we're just firing on all cylinders.

The prediction was made on October 16, 2026, for the Patriots vs. Jets Week 6 game. As of October 18, 2026, the game has not yet been played. The outcome is still pending.