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Void
Jan 24, 2020
#25303
HankHank

Peyton Manning's Super Bowl win with the Broncos doesn't really count

Peyton won two... The Broncos [win] didn't really count. That's an asterisk per Hank.

Hot TakeFootballHotSubjective
Peyton Manning officially won Super Bowl 50; declaring it doesn't count is purely subjective (and biased).

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Loss
Jan 24, 2020
#25302
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Enron is due for a massive comeback

A little investment tip, Enron. It's bound to bounce back. It has to. It is due.

Hot TakeBusinessScorchingSarcastic
Enron filed for bankruptcy in 2001 and its stock is worthless; it is not bouncing back.
Loss
Jan 24, 2020
#4138
Big CatBig Cat

Zion Williamson is a bonafide bust

Zion is a bust. Parentheses: I went to sleep at halftime.

Hot TakeBasketballScorchingSarcastic
Zion had an incredible second half in his debut and became an All-Star, proving this satirical take incorrect.
Win
Jan 24, 2020
#4139
Big CatBig Cat

Zion Williamson is always one bad weekend away from being fat

He is not fat, but he's always a bad weekend away from being fat. A bachelor party, going on a trip. Maybe a trip to New Orleans... you come into work on Monday and everyone looks at you like you got stung by a bunch of bees.

OpinionBasketballHot
Weight and conditioning became recurring issues throughout Zion's early career, often sidelined by injury.

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Loss
Mar 27, 2026
#30077
HankHank

Paul Skenes is broken after the World Baseball Classic

Paul Skenes is broken... World Baseball Classic hot seat broke him.

Hot TakeBaseballScorchingSarcastic
Skenes has been elite in the MLB; this was a total overreaction or bit.
Open
Mar 25, 2026·Picks
#30067
HankHank

Houston will beat Illinois by 18 points in the Sweet 16

I think Houston and I think they do it decisively. 18. [Blowout?]. 18.

PredictionCBBHot
Pending outcome of the 2026 Sweet 16.
Loss
Mar 23, 2026·Who's Back
#29996
HankHank

Tom Brady could still throw for 4,000 yards and 30 touchdowns in the NFL right now

Tom Brady... It's football. They had the flag football event this past weekend. Tom Brady played in it. I mean, he could go out next year in the league and probably get 4,000 yards, 30 touchdowns.

Hot TakeFootballFire
Brady is 48 and retired; the likelihood of him returning and putting up elite stats is nearly zero.

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