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The Kardashians will purposely look like assholes to go viral because they have no shame.

The Kardashians, no shame if they do something. It's clearly like you'll find out what they're doing two moves later... they release it themselves and even though they look bad, they don't care. They have an entire enterprise built off of a sex tape... they will look like assholes to go viral. They don't care.

This is a subjective assessment of a public relations strategy and cannot be definitively proven.

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Mar 25, 2020
#7225
Big CatBig Cat

Cam Newton was never given a decent wide receiver besides Steve Smith in Carolina

Cam Newton like was the Panthers... He also never had a really good wide receiver besides Steve Smith and got screwed out of probably some great years of his prime carrying a bad Panthers team to the Super Bowl in 2015... throwing for 35 touchdowns and running for ten touchdowns... and his wide receivers were Ted Ginn, Devin Funchess, Corey Brown and the 33 year old Jerricho Cotchery. That's incredible.

Newton's receiving corps outside of Greg Olsen (TE) and early Steve Smith was notoriously thin during his prime years, supporting this take.
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Mar 25, 2020
#7235
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Cam Newton will sign with the New England Patriots

Patriots number one. I'd still like to see him [in] Chicago, but Patriots number one.

Cam Newton signed a one-year deal with the New England Patriots on June 28, 2020.
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Mar 25, 2020
#7226
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Jon Gruden will want to sign Cam Newton because he falls in love with every QB he broadcasts

That's a big time Jon Gruden move. I could see Gruden going after [Cam Newton] because Gruden probably fell in love with Cam Newton watching him in the booth on Monday Night Football. That's what Gruden does—if he broadcasts a couple of your games where you play well, he's just like, he instantly will fall in love with you.

Gruden did not sign Cam Newton; Newton signed with the Patriots.

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HankHank

The Patriots will beat the Jets by 14

I think Patriots are gonna win by 14. Christian Gonzalez back, and we're just firing on all cylinders.

The Patriots-Jets result and margin are in the future relative to the episode and require the game to be played.
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HankHank

Liv Golf is dead

Liv is dead. This is it. That I will ever bring up Liv 2.0 is dead.

LIV Golf's long-term status and future remain testable beyond the episode date.
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HankHank

Jalen Brown and Jayson Tatum might hate each other

Jalen Brown and Jayson Tatum might hate each other. I thought they were, I really don't know anymore. It was a little odd.

The private relationship between Brown and Tatum cannot be definitively judged from a preseason interaction.