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Feb 13, 2019
#20905
HankHank

Will Grier is the ideal quarterback for the Patriots to draft as Tom Brady's successor

I pray that [the Patriots' next QB] is Will Grier. He's primed for that late first round, second round, third round even.

The Patriots did not draft Will Grier; he was selected by the Carolina Panthers in the third round of the 2019 NFL Draft.

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Void
Feb 13, 2019·Trouble in Paradise
#17008
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Papa John is the new face of Kentucky basketball

I think we should just go with a take that Papa John is now the new face of Kentucky basketball. When I think UK Wildcats, I think shitty pizza.

This is a satirical characterization of the program's association with a controversial figure.
Loss
Feb 13, 2019
#20904
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dogs love vaping and it is a relatively unknown scientific fact

Dogs love vape. It's a relatively unknown fact, but I would imagine that the more chill a dog is, the higher percentage it has to win its competition.

There is no scientific evidence that dogs enjoy or should be exposed to vape smoke; in fact, it can be harmful to them.
Win
Feb 13, 2019
#17001
Big CatBig Cat

Kyler Murray will be a first-round NFL draft pick

Kyler Murray has made the correct decision, and he's going to be an NFL quarterback. A really good one, probably, too. And now we get to debate for the next two months whether he will be a first-rounder, which he will. He will be.

Kyler Murray was drafted #1 overall by the Arizona Cardinals in the 2019 NFL Draft.

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Sep 4, 2026·Mt. Rushmore
#31324
HankHank

The DMV is the worst line to wait in

DMV. Great pick. That's gotta be one one. Gotta be because it goes out of order too. Yeah. That bullshit. It is. Pick number sucks.

Subjective opinion on waiting in line.
Loss
Sep 4, 2026·Mt. Rushmore
#31325
HankHank

I'm going to win all my bets and get in shape this year

I'll go with, I'm going to win all my bets. Yeah. Really dumb thought. And I'm going to get in shape. These are daily thoughts I have.

The take is satirical and about a recurring 'dumb thought,' but literally, these outcomes rarely happen.
Open
Aug 28, 2026·Picks
#31256
HankHank

Jared Goff will be the next NFL player to record 400 or more passing yards in a game

I'm going to go with the next player to record 400 plus pass yards in a game. I'm taking Jared Goff. They're plus 1100. I don't think it matters what their schedule is. No, not for a guy like Jared Goff.

The 2026 season has not yet concluded.